There once was a man named Kennedy
His picks for the office were quite feisty
Dr. Daskalakis cried
Their bias he decried
Their science contaminated, oh so beastly
There once was a man from CDC
Who wanted to work in DC
But the White House did say
“He must go away
For he’s not someone we want, you see.”
There once was a VP quite tender,
Who defended the case, did render,
Their handling, they said,
Of the sex offender, dead,
Defending the admin, a fender.
There once was an economist grand,
Who explained why America’s land,
May seem fine at first glance,
But could take a bad chance,
And all crumble like shifting sand.
There once was a governor from Cali
Who mocked the VP with such rally
Over a question so key
Of her readiness, you see
In a limerick, these words he did tally.
There once was a man named Greg Gutfeld,
Whose remarks made Jessica feel quelled.
He hit back quite hard,
With a sexist regard,
In debates, his words could oft weld.
There once was a man named Andrew,
Who compared Trump to Republicans true,
He found Trump’s administration,
Lacked normalcy, causing frustration,
Now the comparison is out in full view.
There once was a plan for an airport,
In the Everglades, a peculiar resort,
But now it’s a detention center,
Soon to be empty, we enter,
The state may foot the cost, a last resort.
There once was a camp at Fort Bliss,
Questions raised about who ran this.
Pentagon kept contract sealed tight,
Trump’s choice caused quite a fright.
The mystery left many amiss.
There once was a lady from D.C.
Republicans booed her with glee
Protests and jeers
Echoed in her ears
But she stood tall, determined as can be.