There once was a strategist so keen,
Who slammed DNC on his podcast screen.
He said they gave the GOP,
What they wanted, oh, such glee.
In politics, drama’s routine.
There once was a slugger quite great
From the Yankees and Rangers, his fate
Now he’s seeking a seat
In the Lone Star state elite
Hoping the GOP will debate.
There once was a family named Babbitt,
Who received a settlement so lavish.
Five million they got,
Their bank account shot,
Their joy, no one could inhibit.
There once was a man who said, “Hey,
Due process is quickly decaying.
The military’s spread
On our own soil, he said,
Puts American rights in the fray.”
There once was a guy called AK
Whose name was spoken in dismay
He said he was disgusted
That his name was trusted
By a demon who led him astray
There once was a host from Fox News,
Whose reporting was met with abuse,
He was criticized online,
For a shooter’s crime,
Firing shots through a church’s windows.
There once was a woman named Ana
Reminding Latinos each day
That the raids and deportations
Were due to their voting relations
“Sh*t you all voted for,” she’d say
There once was a man named RFK Jr.
Who said the CDC must deliver
Trump’s ambitions they’d face
After White House replaced
Director and officials resigned, oh dear
There once was a boy just seven months old
Whose fate was in a judge’s stranglehold
Had the judge done his job
He’d be alive, not a sob
Now the prosecutor’s story is told
There once was a budget, affected,
More cuts are expected, detected,
The people all fret,
Their wallets in debt,
Their hopes and their dreams, all rejected.