There once was a leader named Jeffries
Who hesitated to back Mamdani
For mayor of the city
In the race that was gritty
His endorsement was still a grand prize.
There once were some pilots of Delta
Who dumped fuel, though it made their hearts melt-a
Over the city below
They made the fuel flow
And caused quite a big uproar, you bet-a
There once was a Fox News anchor,
Who scolded the president, quite a spanker,
For taking credit so bold,
Where he believed it wasn’t due, we’re told,
In a limerick, this tale does anchor.
There once was a python from Burma
Who feasted on creatures with fervor
Its appetite vast
Left ecosystems aghast
A predator causing much terror
There once was a director so grand
Fired after a month, not unplanned
At the nation’s health agency top
He couldn’t quite make the job pop
Now searching for work, there he stands
There once was a Fed Governor named Cook,
Who filed a lawsuit with a hook,
She claimed Trump had no right,
To remove her from sight,
In court, their fate they will look.
There once was a shooter online
Who posted videos so unkind
Showing weapons and more
And a church, oh what for?
A sinister plan intertwined.
There’s nothing normal about this,
Said the “Morning Joe” host with a twist,
The news is all wild,
Like an unruly child,
A circus we can’t dismiss.
There once were two players, so keen,
Townsend and Ostapenko, a scene,
Arguing face-to-face,
On the Court 11 space,
Their spat was quite fierce and obscene.
There once was a health secretary
Whose walk-by diagnoses were scary
Critics clowned him with glee
For his questionable decree
His method left many quite wary.