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There once was a governor from the West
Who put the president to the test
With his actions so bold
He got under his mold
And the tension continued to crest.

There once was a man from North Carolina
Who put pills in grandkids’ ice cream for fun-a
But the police caught him there
And he got quite a scare
Now he’ll think twice before his next drama

There once was a man named Cohen,
Whose platform for cops was his showin’,
“Never sleeps,” was its name,
After a tragic school shooting game,
In Minneapolis where two kids were mournin’.

There once was a man named Gowdy,
Who crossed a MAGA line so rowdy.
Trump’s fans let him know,
His support would not grow,
And Gowdy quickly felt howdy.

There once was a woman named Julia
Whose scanner flub caused quite a frenzied media
She spilled celebrity tea
In Lansing, Michigan, you see
Now she’s shaking off the drama, hallelujah!

There once were some Good Liars who said,
Trump supporters use flags to be fed.
They took a closer look,
And wrote in their book,
About this trend that’s widespread.

There once was a host named Watters,
Who zinged his colleague with chatter,
“What’s my point? What’s your point?”
The banter did anoint,
As they joked and made the banter.

There once was a President who, with spite,
Attacked Wes Moore in the night,
But the Governor stood strong,
And proved him quite wrong,
In the end, it was Moore who shined bright.

There once was a president so stout,
Who decided to take a time-out.
He relaxed and he mused,
While the public was confused,
But he returned, ready to tout.

There once was a governor from California
Who revealed news that caused mass hysteria
The audience laughed
But he sternly gaffed
Saying, “This is serious, guys” in criteria