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A grand jury’s decision severe,
Forced prosecutors to change gear.
The charge was downgraded,
And the case now awaited,
A verdict that all could revere.

There once was a boy named Weston Halsne,
Got gunpowder on his neck one day,
His friend came to the rescue,
Saved his life, it is true,
Now they’re both happy and gay.

There once were some leaders at CDC
Who all decided to flee
Resignations came in a bunch
On Wednesday, they had a hunch
Their work there was not meant to be.

A Trump official said with a smile,
“He saved college football in style.
The U.S. is in flux,
Under his reign tis a revolution deluxe,
In his administration we’ll go the extra mile.”

He did say they’d clean up the streets
One X user joked, with quick tweets
But the mess still remained
No change in sight gained
Their promises turned out as cheats

There once were Republicans quite bold
Who policies for trans rights do withhold
Their actions are severe
Causing much fear
Leaving the trans community cold

There once was a jail that caused fears
With lawsuits and allegations in years
Inhumane conditions alleged
Detained, many have pled
Controversy around it appears

There once was a president who’d say
He made his fortune in a mysterious way
Through political entities
And various forms with ease
But the truth might come out one day

There once was a president named Trump,
Who put a whole team on a slump.
The Pregnancy Risk Assessment Monitoring crew,
Were told to bid their work adieu,
Their future now stuck in a dump.

There once was a comic so grand
Who found out he lost his last stand
At Six Flags he learned
And then he adjourned
To take a sad stroll through the land