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There once was a man in prison so long,
For Indigenous rights, he was strong.
Biden set him free,
Despite FBI,
Now tribes face danger, he sings the song.

There once was a cyclist in Chicago,
Who taunted the agents below,
“I’m not a U.S. citizen,”
Then ran off with precision,
But the border patrol gave chase, oh!

There once was a Trump scion named Don,
Who claimed they were after him like a dog,
With anger and fume,
He aired his big gloom,
In allegations that seemed quite a con.

There once was a man who we loved
His death left us utterly shoved
Our family now shattered
His loss truly mattered
To our kids, his absence is tough

There once was a leader named Trump
Who sent troops into cities to thump
He battled the left
With troops he had cleft
In cities where Democrats jump

There once was a host quite dreary,
Who tackled a theory quite eerie,
On the “Late Show” he tried,
But logic was denied,
As the president’s words left him teary.

There once was a candidate in New York,
Who promised to fix all that did fork,
He pledged to do just one thing,
And the voters did cling,
To the hope that his promise would not be a dork.

There once was a paper so bold,
That made a prediction quite cold,
Their words were so grim,
It made heads start to swim,
The future they foreshadowed took hold.

There once was a man with a frown,
When government shutdown came down,
Trump said with a grin,
“Let the chaos begin,”
The Tonight Show joked all around.

There once was a nominee bold
Promising to take on the hold
Of the president’s bullying
With every legal string
In the fight, a story unfolds.