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There once was a director from the FBI
Who made plastic guns on the sly
For police and spy bosses
But the law he crosses
With replicas that could not comply

There once was a data chief bold,
Who claimed the president’s actions were cold,
He warned of ramifications clear,
If similar moves were made, oh dear,
In the network, his views were told.

There once was a man named Miller,
Who argued the president’s thriller,
Said troops in the city,
Could bring about pity,
But many thought it was just filler.

There once was a president sly
Who shared an AI-altered lie
A video was posted
Of a meeting boasted
But the truth was just pie in the sky

There once was a host quite contrary,
Who found something truly scary,
The president’s tweet,
Peddling deceit,
On social media, oh so wary.

There once was a host with great zest,
Mocking the president, he jest,
Over a governor’s check,
Response that was a wreck,
On the “Daily Show” he’d protest.

There once was a Hall of Fame rocker
Whose visa issues caused quite a shocker
International stars
Also hit by these bars
Their plight continues to grow darker.

Atsuko Okatsuka revealed a joke,
Forbidden in Riyadh, it broke,
Comedians were asked to refrain,
From humor that might cause disdain,
Their laughter Saudi law did provoke.

There once was a pop star in plight,
The White House mocked her, not polite.
Referencing a song,
They thought to play along,
But critics were quick to ignite.

There once was a host, quite bold,
Who fired back at VP, we’re told.
The audience erupted,
As the insults erupted,
In late night TV, quite uncontrolled.