There once was a post by the president
Critics called it “particularly insane”
Deleted quickly, to critics’ disdain
They labeled it “bizarre”
And wished it had not gotten far
A plan by Trump took a course,
Sending troops to Portland with force.
He authorized their might,
To quell protests at night,
In Portland, things took a new course.
There once was a mayor from New York,
Confident in his voters’ strong talk.
He ran as a Democrat,
In the race, he felt that
Support from the people would not fork.
The redrawn map gives quite a feat,
Republicans hope for a seat,
Their chances now soar,
As they aim to explore,
Victory in the House will be sweet.
There once was a president bold,
Who claimed his Oval Office to hold,
He boasted with glee,
On social media spree,
But his words left many feeling cold.
There once was a musician so grand,
At Levi’s Stadium he’ll take a stand.
For his people he’ll sing,
Their culture he’ll bring,
At halftime, he’ll rock the whole land.
A Trump loyalist quite bold,
Revived a salacious old rumor, I’m told.
About the president’s past,
But it didn’t long last,
For the truth quickly unfolded.
There once was a golf champion Trump,
Who was beaten by Team USA in a thump,
The golfers all chanted,
As they took home the trophy they wanted,
Leaving Trump in a bit of a slump.
There once was a man named MAGA
Whose ‘alpha’ routine was a saga
A GOP lawmaker said it was a giant tell
But the supporters defended him well
In the political world’s drama
There once was a player named Cobb,
Who revealed what “scares me the most” was his job.
He played baseball with flair,
But the fear in the air,
Made him face the game with a sob.