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There once was a U.S. attorney,
Whose temper was known to be contrary,
He didn’t want to discuss
If they should’ve made a fuss,
In DC, he was always quite wary.

There once was a parade on the West Side,
Through Manhattan, with floats full of pride.
It ended at Macy’s,
On 34th Street quite crazy,
In Herald Square, the crowd did abide.

There once was a governor so bold,
Who taunted the president, we’re told.
With a source that’s conservative,
He aimed to be assertive,
But the joke was received as too cold.

There once was a warning quite clear,
Of a bird flu pandemic severe,
It could be more grave,
Than the previous wave,
Bringing panic and widespread fear.

There once was a formula called ByHeart,
Causing babies to fall ill in part,
Thirty-seven cases found,
With symptoms unbound,
Now parents fear from the start.

Donald Trump’s attacks on the press,
Are misogynistic, causing distress,
His niece did proclaim,
It’s such a shame,
That his behavior is such a mess.

There once was a Trump scion, you see,
Who jumped in with an unexpected twist,
He ran for a seat,
But faced defeat,
His political future a mystery.

There once was a player named Dietz
At Connors State College, he set
At six-foot-eight, he’d soar
As a forward, he’d score
For opponents, he was quite the threat.

There once were Demogorgons who sought
To feast on tech support that they caught
They gobbled up wires
And caused techies dire
But alas, their cravings were for naught

There once was a congresswoman, resigned,
Who scorned Mike Cernovich, unkind.
She blasted him so,
For bringing up woe,
Her frustration was clearly defined.