Stephen Miller’s Thanksgiving Thanks Has Critics Scratching Their Heads
There once was a mocking user,
Who scoffed at a miracle so super,
But karma came back,
With a swift, sharp attack,
Now that user’s no longer a boaster.
There once was a mocking user,
Who scoffed at a miracle so super,
But karma came back,
With a swift, sharp attack,
Now that user’s no longer a boaster.
There once was a man named Dave Trott,
Who knew just what his members sought,
He kept in touch with care,
To show he was aware,
Of how they were feeling, distraught.
There once was an exec in a bind
Who refused a 3D-printed rind
He exclaimed in a shout
“I won’t eat that, no doubt!”
To traditional food he’s inclined
There once was a move unprecedented,
Reopening cases long-presented.
Those seeking protection,
Might see a collection,
Of opportunities now represented.
There once was a first lady so grand,
Who left the White House, her dreamland.
She felt the loss for America,
Said, “That’s the people’s house, comma.”
Now, she moves on with life, unplanned.
There once were officials quite concerned,
For cases, it seems, they discerned.
They said with great fear,
It will take many a year,
Till all the outcomes are learned.
There once was a barn set to open
For Emmett Till, now forever frozen
The center will interpret
His story, tragic and explicit
On the 75th year, it will be awoken
There once was a comedian proud
To stand tall amidst the crowd
Letterman’s support loud
Despite social media’s shroud
For the comedian, cheers were allowed.
There once was a president’s proposal
That caused his party to bristle and howl.
The blowback was strong,
The discord prolonged,
Leaving all in a political fowl.
There once was a coach from Virginia State,
Who suddenly fled, leaving his team’s fate.
Charged with crimes of the worst,
Now he’s on the run, cursed,
For his actions, he’ll face a harsh date.