CNN’s Harry Enten Makes 1 Thing Pretty Clear About The Government Shutdown
There once was a man in command,
Whose polling numbers were quite bland,
In his second term,
They took a firm,
Plunge to new lows in the land.
There once was a man in command,
Whose polling numbers were quite bland,
In his second term,
They took a firm,
Plunge to new lows in the land.
There once was a fee change in the air,
For tourists who travel without a care,
To national parks grand,
Like Canyon and land,
Yellowstone and Yosemite so fair.
There once was a Late Night host
Who revealed why turkeys did boast
Suspicion at the pardoning show
Toward the president they would throw
Their behavior was quite the utmost
There once was a mayor-elect from the city,
Who claimed he had “no idea” quite a pity,
Till he saw a book,
On his coffee table look,
Now he’s up to speed, what a ditty!
There once were some Dreamers who feared
Immigration raids that appeared
They were detained and arrested
Their futures were tested
In Trump’s era, their hopes disappeared.
There once was a late-night host
Who revealed Trump’s buddy’s boast
He did everything he could
To get the president to walk back, he should
With persistence, he was a real ghost
There once was a Senator Murkowski
Who spoke out against Trump quite boldly
She condemned his reply
To a video, oh my!
A Republican showing true loyalty
There once was a formula so fine
But contamination crossed the line
ByHeart had to exclaim
Their products may be to blame
For any risk, they couldn’t decline.
There once was a Senator named Ron,
Who wished to give money anon.
He said with regret,
“We’re in debt, you bet,
Returning funds now is just gone.”
After January’s destructive blaze,
In Pacific Palisades they raise,
A two-story showcase,
For residents to embrace,
And safely inhabit their space.