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There once was a man named Perry
Who took drugs for his mood to carry
His doctor refused
To give him what he used
So he sought out a new apothecary

There once was a man named Trump,
Who took insults to a whole new jump,
He targeted Omar with glee,
For her looks and her family tree,
But her strength made him look like a chump.

There once was a vet without treason,
Locked up for no valid reason,
He missed his daughter’s big day,
In a heart-wrenching way,
He fought back in an ad that was pleasin’.

There once was a judge who declared,
Planned Parenthood’s cause he repaired,
Said the ‘defund’ law’s wrong,
Unconstitutional song,
Their rights he respectfully spared.

There once was a Rep. named García
Who tried to pick his staff in a sly way
But Mayra Macías said no
And decided to go
As an independent in the race to play

There once was a senator named King
With the Law of War Manual to bring
He explained how a strike
Was illegal, what a hike
In September, a deadly stinging

There once was a man named Patel,
FBI sources said he would fail.
His deputy, Bongino,
Was called a clown, you know,
In over their heads, their skills frail.

There once was a Defense Secretary named Pete,
Blamed for the fisherman’s terrible defeat,
In the complaint he was named,
For the man who was maimed,
Now his actions are cause for much heat.

There once was a committee quite bold
To discuss vaccines, or so I am told
For newborns, the debate
Is, should they vaccinate
To prevent cancer, we’re all sold