Docuseries Reveals Girls Gone Wild Secrets

In a docuseries on view,
Secrets of wild girls will ensue,
With stories and strife,
From former life,
Exposing old tales, fresh and new!

Family Warns After Cryptic Texts

A young woman named Hannah has flown,
To L.A., but now she’s unknown.
With texts that confuse,
Her family’s alarmed,
In Hawaii, their worry has grown.

Walmart, Lowe’s warn of price increases.

A leprechaun hears news so stark,
From Walmart and Lowe’s comes a mark,
With tariffs in play,
Prices may sway,
So shoppers might soon feel a spark!

Lara Trump Launches Clothing Brand

In the Sunshine State’s lively scene,
Lara Trump’s made quite the routine,
With a brand for the fit,
While the Senate she’swit,
Will she lead, or just keep it routine?

Giuliani Defames Georgia Election Workers Again

In Georgia, where votes were made clear,
Giuliani’s words sparked some fear.
Ruby and Shaye,
In court did say,
“His slander’s a mess we can’t bear!”

Minnesota Replaces Eagle Camera After Storm

In Minnesota, the eagles took flight,
Their nest fell apart in a fright.
With a new camera high,
Fans will cheer as they try,
To watch parents raise chicks day and night!

Democrat Slams Trump Choices Fiercely

In the House, McGovern gave fire,
On Trump’s picks, he did strongly conspire.
“With this dream team so sly,
It’s a joke—oh my my!
If it weren’t sad, we’d all just admire!”

Cooper Challenges Ex-GOP’s Republican Shame.

In a chat with a former GOP man,
Cooper laid out a blunt, honest plan.
“Release that report,
On Gaetz we implore,
Let’s clear out the muck, if we can!”

Climate change raises hurricane winds 18 MPH.

In a study, they found quite a thrill,
Hurricanes strengthened against their will.
Since two thousand and nineteen,
Eighteen mph, it’s seen,
Nature’s fury has turned up the chill!

Seth Meyers Teases Beyoncé’s NFL Show

In late night, Seth Meyers did peek,
At Beyoncé’s show, oh so chic.
With glitches in tow,
From the boxing promo,
He crafted a jest that was sleek!

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