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There once was a governor so bold,
Who taunted the president, we’re told.
With a source that’s conservative,
He aimed to be assertive,
But the joke was received as too cold.

There once was a warning quite clear,
Of a bird flu pandemic severe,
It could be more grave,
Than the previous wave,
Bringing panic and widespread fear.

There once was a formula called ByHeart,
Causing babies to fall ill in part,
Thirty-seven cases found,
With symptoms unbound,
Now parents fear from the start.

Donald Trump’s attacks on the press,
Are misogynistic, causing distress,
His niece did proclaim,
It’s such a shame,
That his behavior is such a mess.

There once was a Trump scion, you see,
Who jumped in with an unexpected twist,
He ran for a seat,
But faced defeat,
His political future a mystery.

There once was a player named Dietz
At Connors State College, he set
At six-foot-eight, he’d soar
As a forward, he’d score
For opponents, he was quite the threat.

There once were Demogorgons who sought
To feast on tech support that they caught
They gobbled up wires
And caused techies dire
But alas, their cravings were for naught

There once was a congresswoman, resigned,
Who scorned Mike Cernovich, unkind.
She blasted him so,
For bringing up woe,
Her frustration was clearly defined.

There once was a man in a tie
Who viewed his actions quite spry
He called it negotiation
Despite much frustration
Bipartisan cries reached the sky

There once was a president named Trump
Who warned of dangers with a thump
An attack on the Guard
Showed the migration card
Lax policies made him jump