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There once was a Rep from the Bronx,
Who hit Miller with some solid knocks,
MSNBC praised her might,
For putting the fight,
On insecure men, she sure rocks.

There once were execs Musk did accuse,
Of misconduct, causing a ruckus they did refuse,
Forced out of Twitter, they cry,
Their reputations left awry,
Their claims of innocence they do choose.

There once was a Gov from Illinois,
Who called out the president with poise,
For his authoritarian ways,
In the political craze,
Pritzker stood strong with a clear voice.

There once was a man named Ron DeSantis,
Who thought he could easily erase us.
But to his surprise,
We opened our eyes,
And his plan turned into a crisis.

There once was an inmate on the run
From a New Orleans jail he had spun
But the U.S. Marshals
Caught him in their parcels
Now his escape plan is all done.

There once was a man named Zach Bryan,
Who spoke without any disdain,
“I’m just as confused,
As the rest,” he enthused,
In politics, he won’t feign.

There once was a queen from the South,
Who still worked from 9 to 5, no doubt.
Her country tunes rang,
As she sang and she sang,
Dolly Parton, the queen, no lout.

There once was a surfer named Bondi
Whose attack lines went viral, you see
On social media, they spread
Close-up photos, the world led
To watch as he rode the big sea

There once was a governor from Illinois
Who was faced with a tough, daunting choice
When asked about jail
He didn’t turn pale
And boldly responded with poise

There once was a tweet exchange bright,
Between Candace and Dinesh, what a sight!
Their social media brawl,
Caught the attention of all,
In places few had thought it might.