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There once was a commentator bold,
Whose rage on CNN was told,
When Jamal Simmons spoke,
He lashed out in a stroke,
A conservative story was sold.

There once was an actress who shined,
Her talent and beauty aligned,
But now she has passed,
Her legacy will last,
In memories of her fans entwined.

There once was a homecoming in Mississippi,
Ended with shootings, what a pity,
Two separate attacks,
Put the party off track,
Leaving a town feeling uneasy.

The defense secretary did say,
A Qatari air base in Idaho one day,
But amid all the fuss,
Had to correct the cuss,
No such plan was in the USA.

There once was a man named Trump
Whose idea made people jump
Laura Loomer wrote
That it surely smote
Now the voters are in a big slump

There once was a man named Cobb
Who had words for James and Letitia’s job
But two stood out strong
In the indictments long
He exclaimed them with quite the squab.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who sold watches with quite a thump,
“For your favorite president,”
He said with intent,
Promising something special, a lump.

There once was a politician named AOC
Who mocked others with great glee
“She may have just learned
Acetaminophen this week,” she spurned
In Congress, she’s quite a banshee

There once was a host from MSNBC
Who found holes in the cases with glee
Against Comey and James
In their legal games
Now the truth we all hope to see

There once was a pic on the ‘net,
Caused quite a stir, you can bet.
Social media’s roar,
Couldn’t take it anymore,
That picture, they just couldn’t forget.