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There once was a Mayor-elect Zohran,
In NYC, he’s the top man,
A historic win,
Now the real work begins,
To deliver on promises, his plan.

There once was a group in D.C.
Received 95,000 photos for free
Just 19 were new
What a small little crew
Oversight’s work is quite the spree.

There once were two pals, Kirk and Owens,
Whose bond was strong, no one was knowin’.
But as time went on,
Their friendship was gone,
Now they’re foes, their relationship frozen.

There once was a president bold,
Digging us out of a hole, we’re told.
The economy’s on the mend,
Said Leavitt, our friend,
Now our future looks bright and gold.

There once was a man from Colorado,
In Arches, he got stuck, oh no!
His legs were in deep,
On the hike, he did weep,
Rescue came before things got more low.

There once was a Late Night host so bold,
Who called out the president’s words cold.
Not-so-festive, he said,
Hypocrisy widespread,
Before the holidays, truth he told.

There once was a man named Kosta
Who claimed the right-wing had lost ya
Their outrage, he said
Was quite lacking, instead
Of truth, they spread lies like pasta.

There once was a late-night host
Who roasted the president in most
Over one thing he “loves” to do
It caused quite a hullabaloo
But the audience loved it the most

The Department of Justice, oh my!
Used a children’s book character to lie
In a twisted meme so absurd
It left many people disturbed
Their actions caused quite a outcry

There once was an actor named Drebin,
Tried to distance himself from a sin.
In the film with RFK Jr.,
He now wants to blur,
But his past still hangs under his chin.