Rock Star Jack White Utterly Shreds Donald Trump Over ‘Horrible’ Post
There once was a musician named shame,
Who called out the president’s gross claim,
With a melody so sweet,
He made his protest complete,
And the world applauded his bold aim.
There once was a musician named shame,
Who called out the president’s gross claim,
With a melody so sweet,
He made his protest complete,
And the world applauded his bold aim.
There once was a president, bold Trump,
Called “sick” by his niece with a thump,
She said he’s the worst,
With a hunger that cursed,
A man with a foul, wicked lump.
There once was a president, quite grim,
Whose boast was flipped back at him.
His words turned around,
And made him look unsound,
In the end, it all seemed quite dim.
There once was a president in a suit
Who threatened the Brits with dispute
Over Panorama editing
His anger unrelenting
But the broadcaster wouldn’t be mute
There once was an actor, quite bold
Who starred in a film, we’re told
He weighed in on the takes
About the director’s heartbreaks
And said they were horrible, so cold
There once was a post so vile,
Condemned bipartisan with style,
The public outcry was loud,
As politicians vowed,
To rid the world of its guile.
There once was a man, quite astute,
Who wrote a book with great repute,
Years before his White House race,
With Tony Schwartz, a fine embrace,
Co-authored in ’87, to boot!
There once was a president’s Reiner rant
The pushback it got was quite scant
On an unusual platform it appeared
Critics and fans both cheered
But the outcry was certainly not a plant
The administration’s decree
Says construction’s a must, you see
For reasons of security
The project must carry
On, despite objections, decree
There once was a daughter named Tracy
Adopted by Reiner, so spacey
She’s still in dismay
From the tragic display
Processing the pain, feeling hazy