There once was a president, skilled,
Whose actions the nation did build.
“Own the outcome,” they said,
For good or ill, in his stead,
The newspaper’s board, quite thrilled.
There once was a Fox News host’s hot take,
Critics countered with receipts, for goodness’ sake.
They laid out the facts,
And attacked with sharp acts,
Leaving the host feeling quite fake.
There once was a comedian so keen,
Responded to show’s suspension unseen,
With humor and wit,
He didn’t quit,
“So, let’s see…” was his routine.
There once was a host named Kimmel,
Nexstar said they would not bridle,
His show on their stations,
Caused frustrations and fixations,
Now they’ve stopped airing his witticisms and riddle.
There once was Rep. Ronny Jackson,
Whose comments caused a big reaction,
In the wake of reports,
Of a killer’s cohorts,
With a trans partner, a strange distraction.
There once was a man named Kimmel,
Who found finger-pointing quite grim.
He criticized conservatives,
For their blaming endeavors,
After Kirk’s untimely killing.
There once was a man with a plan,
To attack a late-night host, a bold stand,
For being critical of Trump’s land,
With insults, he lashed at the brand,
A new feud in the media spanned.
There once was a cop named Fanone
Who exposed what the president had sown
His bravery shone
As he stood all alone
Showing what the truth had known
There once was a president bold,
Who accused the Times, we are told,
Of publishing articles and a book,
Their intentions he shook,
To inflict electoral damage, so cold.
There once was a man named Harry,
Who said Trump’s official’s popularity,
Might sink even lower,
Underwater for sure,
In politics, it’s all just a parody.