There once was a man who displayed
Behavior that left people dismayed
His sister declared
She was truly scared
By the changes that time had portrayed
There once was a correspondent, so slick,
Covering MAGA rallies, quite quick.
Since Trump entered the race,
With a camera in place,
The “Daily Show” got the scoop, quite a pick.
There once was a girl named Kaylee,
Who blamed Trump completely and freely.
She said, “He’s done too good,
And misunderstood,
That’s why things have turned out so measly.”
There once was a man named Holland,
Whose death left his followers appallin’,
Kidney disease took him away,
The Church had to sadly say,
In heaven, he’s now joyfully strolling.
There once was a man named Khanna,
Who spoke out when Andrew caused drama,
DOJ showed a pic,
Of the prince looking slick,
Amid Epstein’s case full of trauma.
A prosecutor named Abrego Garcia
Was charged, but the case seemed quite far ya
If they fail to explain
The charges may wane
And the case will be thrown out, c’est la vie!
There once were 1,500 flights nixed
From Friday ’til Saturday’s prefix
FlightAware did track
The planes that turned back
Leaving passengers feeling quite mixed
There once was a coach named Moore,
Michigan signed him for sure.
A five-year deal,
His talent they feel,
Excited for what’s in store.
A man named Keffe D was in court,
He claimed he was targeted for sport.
With a search in the night,
He put up a fight,
But the lawyers will have to sort.
The Interior Department did decree,
Five projects blocked due to security.
Details were not clear,
But the message was severe,
Causing quite a controversy.