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There once was a deputy chief
Whose frustration caused quite a beef
Questions on Venezuela’s fate
Made him irate
As the ousting of leaders brought grief

There once was a senator from Arizona
Whose words for Hegseth caused a furore
He blasted the Defense Secretary
For a move he deemed quite contrary
Unacceptable, he declared with a roar.

There once was a host on Late Night
Who called out the president’s plight
He said, with a frown
“I’m against wars, I’ll go down”
But his actions just didn’t seem right.

There once was a host of Late Show,
Who joked he’d go out on top, you know.
If he lived in the president’s bod,
He’d be quite the skilled demigod,
But as himself, he’s funny, not so.

There once was a plaque, whereabouts unknown,
Believed to be in storage, it’s shown.
Its location a mystery,
In hidden history,
The whereabouts of the plaque are still sown.

There once was a host of “The Daily Show”
Who joked about how Americans now
Can’t even be conspiracy theorists, oh wow
After Trump and his friends
Shared the casus belli, it all depends

There once was a chain of hotels,
Accused of denying agents a stay,
Homeland Security did yell,
A “coordinated campaign”, they would say,
In Minnesota, they refused to sell.

A GOP senator said, “I’ve no clue,
Trump’s plan for Venezuela is so new.”
After capture, no idea,
What will happen, oh dear!
It’s all unknowable, this much is true.

There once was a data chief, so keen,
Arguing interest in U.S. military scene,
In Venezuela was fleeting,
A point worth repeating,
But attention soon changed in the scene.

There once was a cop named Gonzales
On trial for child endangerment, it shows
Jury selection’s begun
For the things he has done
In Uvalde, where the truth finally flows.