Man Busted For Animal Cruelty So Extreme That Cop Said He Had To Gather Himself
There once was a crime so inhumane,
The officer said with disdain.
It was horrible, he cried,
The culprit must be tried,
Justice for the victim must reign.
There once was a crime so inhumane,
The officer said with disdain.
It was horrible, he cried,
The culprit must be tried,
Justice for the victim must reign.
There once was a president who, for days,
Fired off angry tweets in a craze.
His Memorial Day,
Was spent in this way,
With grievances filling his gaze.
There once was a scholar so bright,
Who slammed the president’s attacks with might.
He said, “It’s obviously unhinged,
Students should not be avenged,
Just stand up and defend what is right.”
There once was a president who guessed
He had a “real moment of truth” expressed
But people did scoff
At his words so aloof
In his wisdom, he failed the test
There once was a sheriff named Scott
Who deputized men without thought
For money he took
His freedom he shook
Now in jail he’ll be caught
Trump and advisers fancy themselves,
On Russia, they are something else,
Editorial board warned,
Their true colors adorned,
Conservative paper’s stance overwhelms.
There once was a brand in decline,
The CEO’s views crossed a line,
The backlash was stark,
Sales dropped in the dark,
A lesson they learned, not so fine.
Thousands are marking with sorrow
The fifth year since George Floyd did go
At services and shows
They remember and glow
For justice they all long and hope so
There once was a president who railed,
Against Russia, but also assailed,
Zelenskyy and Joe,
For the war’s dreadful show,
In Ukraine, where their efforts failed.
There once was a president bold
His Truth Social site did unfold
With a wild image shared
The internet stared
At the story that he had told.