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There once was a DOJ who’d provoke,
Called a journalist a “dope” in a joke,
Releasing “fake” docs,
Causing quite a paradox,
Their social media antics did stoke.

There once was a chief named Amal,
In a case that was tough to unravel.
With federal help,
The facts soon would jell,
In Anne Arundel County’s travel.

The president said it’s important to track
St. Nick’s journey because “we want to make sure that he’s not infiltrated,
that we’re not infiltrating
into our country a bad Santa.”

There once was a clerk from Colorado
Seeking pardon from Trump, you must know
She went to appeals court
To seek legal support
For her past convictions to let go

There once was a man named Rahmanullah,
Who pleaded not guilty, oh la la,
To the D.C. charges he faced,
In court, he held his grace,
But his fate was decided by the law.

There once was a forecast so bold,
Of rain in SoCal we were told.
Christmas so wet,
Don’t let it make you fret,
Flash flooding, the danger is cold.

There once was a boy named Ryu Lopez,
Conceived in an unusual repose,
Hidden by a cyst large and round,
His mother never knew he was around,
Until birth brought the truth to disclose.

There once was an official so wise
Who called the recall a mere guise
Said it’s standard, you see
In each administration spree
But the public saw through his lies

There once was a jackpot so grand,
In the States, the fourth-largest in the land,
After 46 draws on the trot,
No winner had yet hit the jackpot,
Until finally, luck played its hand.

There once was a Pontiff from Rome
Who expressed dismay in his tome
Illinois lawmakers did approve
Medically assisted suicide, a move
That left him feeling alone