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There once was a president, so dear,
Who pushed conspiracy theories with cheer,
On Truth Social he’d boast,
His wild claims engrossed,
But reality was never clear.

There once was a driver so bold
Who struck a building’s door, we’re told
He reversed and struck it more
But no injuries galore
Just a tale of reckless driving, so cold

There once was a late night host
Who hit back at the president’s boast
Against Rep. Ilhan Omar
He mocked him from afar
And defended her from his verbal roast.

There once was a Fox News blooper,
That spread on social media stupor,
The moment went viral,
For reasons spiral,
A blunder that couldn’t be smoother.

The major voting bloc is saying “no, no, no,”
To the president, noted CNN’s chief data analyst
They’re unhappy with his plan
And his leadership they pan
Their opinions are clear in the poll

There once was a late show host so strong
Who crafted an anti-Trump song
With wit and with sass
He took on the brass
And sang out against what was wrong.

There once was a man named Bessent
Whose gift idea caused discontent
Critics weren’t buying
His plan for supplying
An alternative gift that was meant

There once was a lady named Raines
Who helped homeless folks with no gains
She fed and she cared
Her love was now shared
Now she rests, free from all pains

There once was a man named Alex Pretti
Taken down by agents, how petty
Eleven days later, shot dead
By officers, filled with dread
Now his story we must not forget-y

There once was a veep who did mock
Sen. Duckworth, a hero in Iraq
With a Purple Heart
She tore him apart
His attempt was a big fail, what a shock