There once was a man named Chris Garten,
Critics said he was quite the smart ‘un,
For his mock Christmas Day crime,
On jolly old St. Nick, it’s a sign,
That he’s landed on the naughty list, that’s certain.
There once was a man named Trump
Who claimed he dropped Epstein, thump
In a holiday rant
On his social media plant
Saying it was all just a hump.
There once was a late night host, dear,
Who joked about fascism with cheer.
He said, with a smile,
“It’s been quite a while,
Since we’ve had such a great year, I fear.”
A filmmaker was moved by a glance,
Saw the delicacy in Reiner’s dance,
Openness shone through,
In a film that he knew,
An iconic performance, pure chance.
The president made a firm decree,
For action in Nigeria to see,
Persecution of Christians,
Prompted military missions,
Pentagon planning is now key.
In Southern California, they fear
A storm system soon will appear
Flooding and mudslides may ensue
Residents worry, what can they do?
Awaiting the deluge with fear and a tear
In Southern California, they fear
A storm system soon will appear
Flooding and mudslides may ensue
Residents worry, what can they do?
Awaiting the deluge with fear and a tear
There once were some pilots in flight
Who decided to let Autoland take the right
With oxygen masks on their face
The plane landed safe in its place
Thanks to technology’s might
There once was a DOJ who’d provoke,
Called a journalist a “dope” in a joke,
Releasing “fake” docs,
Causing quite a paradox,
Their social media antics did stoke.
There once was a chief named Amal,
In a case that was tough to unravel.
With federal help,
The facts soon would jell,
In Anne Arundel County’s travel.