There once was a tale of a heist,
But stopping there wouldn’t suffice.
For the crucial part,
Wasn’t the theft at the start,
But what came after, that’s what’s nice.
There once was a Fox News host so bold
Who shared a theory quite untold
About the president’s foes
With questionable prose
But the truth remained unrolled
Follow along for news with no shame,
From the 2026 Milan Cortina Games,
Athletes will shine,
In snow and on twine,
Eager fans watch, each one exclaims.
Millions brace for ice storm, oh what a scare,
From New Mexico to the Carolinas fair,
The icy threat looms,
They prepare their rooms,
Hoping the damage won’t be too much to bear.
There once was a singer named Genesis,
Who faced troubles that left him quite stressed,
He said with a sigh,
“Everything went awry,”
In the ’80s, his life was a mess.
There once was a man named Cuomo
Addressed a right-wing pundit, you know
After Jennings got tough
Challenging guests enough
In a video for all to show
There once was a boy named Liam Conejo,
In the snow, he marched with his blue chapeau,
Spider-Man bag in tow,
With bunny ears aglow,
Off to the SUV he did go.
There once was a candidate named Michele,
Who claimed NFL sidelines gave her zeal,
Chris Hayes did scoff,
Said her claim was off,
The funniest argument, his appeal.
There once was a president so bold,
Who urged the FCC Chair to scold,
He pushed for action,
Against broadcasters’ faction,
In hopes his demands would take hold.
There once was a late night host
Who scored an interview, almost
With the president fine
But it turned out to be a sign
Of the times, a media ghost.