There once was a host with some charm,
Who discussed a lawsuit with alarm,
Sen. Mark Kelly was pleased,
With his new case that’s released,
A great summary caused no qualm.
Of those infected in the outbreak so wide,
The unvaccinated majority did abide.
Their choice left them in peril,
Their health in a spiral,
Vaccination could have been their guide.
Said a family member, full of feeling,
“They were truly remarkable, appealing.
Together, they were strong,
With a future not long.”
In their memory, hearts are now healing.
There once was an MS NOW host
Who spoke of court cases with boast
Against the president’s direction
They went, to his great objection
In rulings they found him engrossed
There once was a man, the president,
Whose mood was frequently unpleasant.
The Epstein files, oh what a sight,
Continued to haunt him day and night.
A sore subject, causing discontent.
There once was a worker so bold
Whose dig made the president scold
At a Ford plant in Michigan
The two-letter span
Got under his skin, so we’re told.
There once was a man named Dokoupil,
Whose salary made the president shrill,
He sneered and he jeered,
His words were quite weird,
If Kamala had won, he’d be nil.
There once was a “fatal funnel” scare,
Made one victim’s sister yell from her chair,
In the courtroom one day,
She just couldn’t stay,
Her outburst left everyone in a glare.
There once was a woman named Morgan,
Whose plea was not to ignore her.
She said, “Remember me well,
Not just as a shell,
But a human with friends and kin galore.”
There once was a man named Klepper
Who mocked the health secretary proper
With a logical graphic so clear
It brought the audience cheer
And left the secretary in shocker