There once was a host from CNN
Who wondered why critics were so thin
He thought they’d be bolder
If they weren’t afraid to scolder
The president, a big fish in his pen
There once was an adult who died
Several patients in ICU tried
One in need of a liver
Their health did not deliver
In intensive care they all sighed
There once was a Park Service crew,
That faced an anti-DEI coup,
But changes were made,
In the park’s grand parade,
To ensure diversity through and through.
The US troops sailed to the sea,
In Caribbean waters to be,
Aircraft and ships all in tow,
Ready to fight, they all know,
Protecting their country with glee.
There once was a man named Trump
Who thought female journalists were chumps
He attacked Caitlin Collin’s
And other gals with no fill-ins
His behavior just makes us jump
There once was a news anchor, so bold
At CBS, she had stories untold
Now she says with a frown
It’s a whole different town
Where the news is no longer gold
There once was a Congress in need,
To uncover the truth they did plead,
They sought answers so dire,
On the president’s fire,
In waters that were international indeed.
There once was a man disappointed
In the presidential election, he pointed
He told investigators so
But the truth they did know
His guilt will not be disjointed.
There once was a man named Tom Frieden,
Who spoke out against a new heath care meanin’.
He said to ignore
The advice from this bore,
A group he deemed unscientific and not needin’.
There once were advisers, they say,
Picked by RFK Jr., led astray.
Their decision caused
Infants to be paused,
With liver diseases that stay.