Even as inflation has eased,
Price increases for needs have not ceased,
American households feel squeezed,
Their budgets are tight and unpleased,
Their wallets are crying out, “Please!”
There once was a billionaire in tech,
Who spread a conspiracy wreck,
Ilhan Omar’s career,
Made the layup so clear,
But the theory was easily pecked.
There once was an artist so grand,
Whose legacy he wanted to expand,
He gave it his all,
For a conservative call,
To be useful was his final stand.
There once was a senior official
Who found Trump’s suggestion quite unofficial
He called it unfathomable
And deemed it unmanageable
His reaction was anything but beneficial.
There once were some monkeys at large,
Their owner unknown, what a charge!
No one knows how they got free,
Or how many there might be,
A mystery sure to be quite large.
There once were four migrants in care,
By ICE, they were held unaware.
In custody they died,
Their loved ones have cried,
ICE’s death toll continues to flare.
There once was a host of great fame,
Who criticized the president’s game.
On “Daily Show” he tore,
Into attempts to restore,
America, but Trump still remained.
There once was a host of great fame,
Who criticized the president’s game.
On “Daily Show” he tore,
Into attempts to restore,
America, but Trump still remained.
There once was a niece of Trump’s name,
Whose good fortune brought her great fame.
She was stunned every day,
By luck that came her way,
In awe of her life she remained.
A “Late Night” host mocked with precision,
Fox News host’s views on television,
Called them normal, reasonable,
In humor incredible,
The joke sparked a lively division.