There once was a crash in New Jersey
Two helicopters met in a frenzy
One person was dead
Another left critically injured, it’s said
A tragic event that’s not easy to bury
There once was a task of great endeavor
So worth the effort, it could never sever
With hard work and sweat
Success was met
And the outcome was truly clever
There once was a worker so sly,
Who felt like he couldn’t comply.
But one fateful day,
He threw fear away,
And at last was able to fly.
There once was a mayor so spry
Who wanted a bang before goodbye
He said with a grin
Let’s go out with a din
And end my term with a sky-high!
There once was a man who displayed
Behavior that left people dismayed
His sister declared
She was truly scared
By the changes that time had portrayed
There once was a correspondent, so slick,
Covering MAGA rallies, quite quick.
Since Trump entered the race,
With a camera in place,
The “Daily Show” got the scoop, quite a pick.
There once was a girl named Kaylee,
Who blamed Trump completely and freely.
She said, “He’s done too good,
And misunderstood,
That’s why things have turned out so measly.”
There once was a man named Holland,
Whose death left his followers appallin’,
Kidney disease took him away,
The Church had to sadly say,
In heaven, he’s now joyfully strolling.
There once was a man named Khanna,
Who spoke out when Andrew caused drama,
DOJ showed a pic,
Of the prince looking slick,
Amid Epstein’s case full of trauma.
A prosecutor named Abrego Garcia
Was charged, but the case seemed quite far ya
If they fail to explain
The charges may wane
And the case will be thrown out, c’est la vie!