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There once was a man named Don,
Whose son was rarely withdrawn,
Though they usually ranted,
This time they were slanted,
At a loss for words, they were gone.

There once were some teens in shelters,
Now behind bars, it’s where they swelters,
The feds made the call,
To lock them up tall,
In government’s grim holding cell vaulters.

There once were some fact-checkers great,
Who fact-checked each statement with fate,
They worked day and night,
To make sure things were right,
Their efforts were never too late.

There once was a data analyst chief,
Who said it all boils down to belief.
He analyzed the trends,
And shared with his friends,
A limerick to bring some relief.

There once was a health secretary of Trump,
Whose moves caused a tabloid to hump,
They called him irresponsible,
And downright cruel, oh how terrible,
In the headlines, he took quite a thump.

There once was a host named MS NOW
Who listed out all the scandals, somehow
From controversial decisions so bold
To public statements that left hearts cold
Her extensive list made quite a wow

Hiring’s lost momentum, it’s true,
Trump’s tariffs bring worry, they do.
Uncertainty’s high,
Causing some sigh,
Job growth is slowing, we rue.

There once was a court case so grand,
In California, where a map took a stand.
The Justice Department cried,
With California on the other side,
In federal court, the battle was planned.

There once was a case that was quite tight,
The prosecution’s move was to fight,
With digital proof,
They showed the truth,
Online searches brought the case to light.

There once was a cop from Down Under,
Who uncovered a mass shooting blunder,
Fifteen folks were slain,
By a terrorist’s insane,
At Sydney’s Bondi Beach, torn asunder.