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There once was a Rep. Jones so bold,
On Fox News, his story he told.
But things went awry,
And the segment went dry,
As the conversation quickly turned cold.

There once was a man named Josh Johnson
Who experienced a very dumb con
He said, “It’s the silliest thing
That could happen, I sing!”
A foolish event he did spawn

There’s a team with a well-drilled routine,
For when U.S. presidents act too extreme,
They step in with care,
To make sure it’s fair,
And keep things on track, so serene.

There once was a late night host,
Who couldn’t get over the boast,
Of the president’s latest reasoning,
It left him quite unappeasing,
So he joked and poked fun at the most.

There once was a president named Dale,
Critics claimed he was off the rail,
They said he’s insane,
And clearly unwell, plain,
But his supporters just wouldn’t bail.

There once was a reporter so wise,
From The New York Times, a surprise.
He said, “It’s not hard,
To get the right card,”
In journalism, he was the prize.

There once was a talk show host
Who said Trump’s year was the most
Exhausting to bear
For all to share
Politics keeping us engrossed

There once was a man named Ty Cobb,
Whose warnings caused quite a mob,
Stephanie Grisham too,
Warned of what Trump may do,
After his rambling press briefing sob.

There once was a president, bold and brash
Warning of a terrible, fiery flash
“If you target me,” he’d shout
“The whole country will be wiped out!”
His words causing quite the clash.

Patients scared, suffering each day,
Missing appointments, physicians dismay.
Failing to seek care,
Leaving health to despair,
In treatment they must not delay.