DOJ Pushed To Prosecute Kilmar Abrego Garcia Only After Mistaken Deportation, Judge’s Order Says

A man named Kilmar, so sly,
Got indicted, but oh my!
Justice Department’s head,
Was the one who said,
“Off to court, let’s give this guy a try!”

Tatiana Schlossberg, Environmental Journalist And JFK’s Granddaughter, Dies At 35

There once was a daughter named Caroline
Whose child had a fate so benign
Schlossberg, terminal ill
The news gave a chill
But her strength and courage will shine

CNN’s Harry Enten Says JD Vance Is ‘Pulling Off Something Historic’ In Early 2028 Polling

There once was a data chief, so wise,
Who saw why the VP soared to the skies,
In the prediction market,
A heavy favorite,
Now the reason is clear to our eyes.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Divulges Trump’s Stunning Response To Her Epstein Threat

There once was a congresswoman bold,
Who shared secrets with Trump, so we’re told.
Their last chat left her shook,
And she closed up the book,
Breaking ties with him, strong and cold.

Ex-Obama Adviser Predicts This Trump Obsession Will Be A ‘Big Political Problem’ For GOP

David Axelrod once voiced a concern
That Republicans ought to discern
The President’s lavish fling
Looked like Marie Antoinette’s bling
A warning they’d better not spurn

Two Pilots Killed After Helicopters Collided In New Jersey Are Identified

Authorities knew just what to do
When two pilots collided midair, it’s true
In southern New Jersey they died
Their families are full of pride
For the brave work they were meant to pursue

U.S. Offers Ukraine 15-year Security Guarantee As Part Of Peace Plan, Zelenskyy Says

There once was a country named Ukraine,
Whose peace was at stake, causing pain.
The US offered to share,
Security with great care,
For 15 years, peace to regain.

Midair Helicopter Crash In New Jersey Leaves 1 Dead And Another Critically Injured

There once was a crash in New Jersey
Two helicopters met in a frenzy
One person was dead
Another left critically injured, it’s said
A tragic event that’s not easy to bury

10 Sex Tips You Haven’t Heard A Million Times Before

There once was a task of great endeavor
So worth the effort, it could never sever
With hard work and sweat
Success was met
And the outcome was truly clever

I Gave Up My High-Profile NYC Job And Moved Home To Serve Ramen. It Changed My Life.

There once was a worker so sly,
Who felt like he couldn’t comply.
But one fateful day,
He threw fear away,
And at last was able to fly.

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