Stephen Colbert Audience Goes Wild Over Stinging Observation About Trump

There once was a Late Show host, quite fit
Who got applause for a line that was a hit
But then he threw cold water
On the moment, like a squatter
His response was surely a bit unfit

Jake Tapper’s Bleak Verdict Amid Signal Scandal Draws Wriest Of Smiles From Jeffrey Goldberg

There once was a CNN anchor
Whose words made the editor smirk
With just six words he did thank her
As the news from the network did work
A knowing smile from The Atlantic banker

GOP Senator’s Home Renovation Analogy Of Trump Tariffs Pain Wobbles On CNN

There once was anchor named Kaitlan Collins,
Who saw a crack in Sheehy’s argument wall-ins.
In Montana he’s a Republican,
But his logic was quite undone,
As Kaitlan pointed out all the tall spins.

European Union Issues Blunt Warning On Eve Of Trump’s Tariff ‘Liberation Day’

The world’s biggest trade bloc holds a lot of cards,
Ready to retaliate, it guards
With a good plan in place,
Top officials embrace,
In disputes, they won’t be caught off guard.

Jimmy Fallon Finds A Way To Help Trump With 2028 Fantasy. Sort Of.

There once was a host quite bold,
Who gave the president a parody boost,
With jokes that were funny and true,
Making the audience all chuckle and hoot,
The “Tonight Show” host was on a roll.

Donald Trump Hints Elon Musk Will Leave White House ‘At Some Point’

Regarding DOGE, the president added,
“I think it will end,” he had stated.
But the meme coin still thrives,
Despite all the dives,
To the moon it seems undaunted.

Death Probe Of Ex-Yankee Star’s Son Takes Another Disturbing Turn

There once was a boy named Miller
In Costa Rica, a tragedy thriller
Brett Gardner’s son, just fourteen
His loss, so unforeseen
In hearts, his memory will linger

Control Of The Wisconsin Supreme Court Is At Stake In Race That Broke Records For Spending

There once was a court with a seat,
The winner would make it complete,
A liberal control,
Or a conservative stroll,
For 15 years, they’d compete.

Trump Administration Admits ‘Error’ For Man’s Deportation To El Salvador Prison

There once was a man named Garcia
Who made a mistake, oh how bizarre
Officials said he can’t be brought back
As he’s no longer in U.S. sack
Now he’s free as a bird, la-di-da

Cast Of Beatles Biopics Officially Revealed — And It’s Fab!

There once was a show about The Beatles,
With actors that were top of the fleets.
Mescal played Paul,
Quinn was George, the cool stall,
And Keoghan and Dickinson were treats.

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