Suspect In Shooting Of National Guard Members Faces Murder Charge As U.S. Halts All Asylum Decisions

The Trump administration did say
All asylum decisions delay
After Guardsmen did shoot
In Washington, cute
Now they’ll wait for another day.

U.N. Pushes Back On Trump’s Migration Freeze Threat: ‘They Are Entitled…’

There once was a president bold,
Who vowed that no more would be told,
From “Third World” lands,
He’d freeze migration demands,
After an attack near the White House foretold.

Jeanine Pirro Bristles At Criticism Of Trump’s National Guard Deployment After Fatal Shooting

A National Guard member was killed
In D.C., the suspect would be grilled
Charged with murder in first degree
Justice for the victim, we hope to see
For the loss, many hearts are filled

Melania Trump Announces New Side Hustle

There once was a lady so fine,
Her business she shared in a line,
On social media she’d boast,
Her new venture she’d post,
To success she would surely incline.

The Architect Doing Trump’s Ballroom Also Thinks It’s Way Too Big: Report

There once was a man from McCrery,
Whose firm was quite legendary.
Working on the White House project,
He handled it with great intellect,
His expertise was truly extraordinary.

Iran To Skip World Cup Draw In Washington Over U.S. Visa Refusal

There once was a country called Iran
Whose officials had to make a plan
They faced visa troubles galore
So a boycott they swore
For Washington’s event they ran

Architect Robert A.M. Stern, Known For George W. Bush Library And 15 CPW, Dead At 86

There once was an architect named Stern,
His work and style made heads turn,
Postmodernism and design,
With a touch so refined,
From history and tradition he’d learn.

Russia Bans Human Rights Watch, Moves To Rule Punk Band As Extremist In New Crackdown

A human rights group faced a curse
Their work in the country dispersed
Cooperation is banned
Supporters could be canned
In danger, they now feel immersed

Donald Trump’s ‘Gross’ Answer To National Guard Member Funeral Question Draws Fury Online

There once was a president self-centered,
By critics on social media tormented.
They lambasted his ways,
For many long days,
His ego was surely dented.

Mary Trump Has ‘Yikes’ Moment Over Poll Detail That Will Hurt Uncle ‘The Most’

There once was a niece named Mary,
Who couldn’t help but find it quite merry,
To laugh at the president’s spin,
His actions considered a sin,
Donald Trump’s family life was quite hairy.

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