SNAP benefits for the needy, so crucial,
To be sent out by Wednesday, no refusal,
Said a judge, Scott Bessent’s decree,
Will help those in poverty,
A lifeline for those in a financial duel.
There once was a crash in the town,
Police evidence gathering down,
Border Patrol in a fight,
Caught on camera in the light,
In a Chicago suburb renowned.
There once were long lines in the nation,
At food pantries, causing frustration,
Benefits cut, shutdown’s demand,
Leaving hunger across the land,
A crisis of food donation.
After 31 days without pay,
Controllers in stress and dismay,
FAA’s warning is clear,
Their fatigue is severe,
Air traffic chaos may come our way.
There once was a Georgia Rep,
Who criticized her party’s step,
Though loyal to Trump,
She found a new bump,
In the leadership, there was a schlep.
A defense lawyer from Michigan state
Denies that his client sealed such a fate
FBI claims terror plan
On Halloween began
But he argues they’ve got the wrong date
There once was a cop from Harvard,
Who witnessed two fleeing, unstarred.
He saw them run quick,
From the building so slick,
Their identities left him quite jarred.
There once was a host named Heidi,
Whose costumes were always quite mighty.
From eclectic to grand,
She always had a plan,
On “Project Runway” she looked flighty.
There once was a program so grand,
That gave families a helping hand,
State vouchers were sent,
For child care fees spent,
To ensure kids were well-manned.
There once was a moon quite so near,
Supermoons happen, not just in a year,
A sight to behold,
Its shine so bold,
In the sky, it does appear.