Dem Governor Considering Clemency For Pro-Trump Clerk Following President’s NYE Rant

There once was a gov’nor named “Scumbag”
Trump deemed Tina Peters’ sentence a drag
Nine years in the slammer
He thought was too hammer
The punishment was deemed a harsh nag

Suspect Charged With Murder After Six People Killed In Mississippi Shootings

A man, 24, has been charged with murder,
Six lives taken, causing much fervor,
In Mississippi’s northeast,
A tragedy, at its least,
Leaving hearts heavy, emotions to stir.

MS NOW Host Calls Out ‘Disgusting And Ridiculous’ Claims About Fatal ICE Shooting

There once was a host named Jen Psaki
Who examined some footage one day
Allegedly shot by the guy
It made many people cry
She reported it all in her own way

Anti-ICE Protesters Assemble Across U.S. After Shootings In Minneapolis And Portland

In Minneapolis, tension’s the gauge,
Since ICE killed a woman named Renee Good on Wednesday,
The city’s on edge,
As they mourn and they pledge,
To seek justice and turn a new page.

CNN Host Trounces Trump For ‘Declaring Himself King Of The World’ Like In ‘Titanic’

There once was a journalist named Abby,
Who found Trump’s plans to be grabby.
He captured Maduro,
And Greenland, you know,
His actions were truly quite shabby.

Check Out Photos Of Anti-ICE Protests Around The Country

There once was a crowd quite immense,
Protesting against ICE’s defense.
They marched in the street,
Their message complete,
Voicing their strong disapproval, intense.

Dave Matthews Scorches ‘Revolting’ Trump Officials And Masked ICE ‘Thugs’: ‘‘F**k Them’

If that language offends you,
Come on. We all heard it before,” he would spew.
The singer was bold,
His words uncontrolled,
In his lyrics, his true colors flew.

‘West Wing’ Actor Timothy Busfield Faces Child Sex Abuse Charge In New Mexico

There once was a man named Busfield
Accused of a crime quite unsealed
On the set of “The Cleaning Lady”
Inappropriately touching a child, quite shady
Now his reputation is badly revealed.

David Letterman Wrecks ‘Idiots’ At CBS News Over Rightward Shift

A Late Show host, full of derision,
Ripped the leadership, causing division.
At his old network’s news,
He let out his views,
In a limerick, a strong ammunition.

Former New York Post Editor Scorches Outlet Over Its Coverage Of ICE Shooting Victim

There once was a man named Yelland
Who worked at the Post in demand
He urged journalists to fight
Against “both sides” that’s not right
In the mid-1990s he took a stand

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