There once was a runner named Chiles
Whose medal was taken with wiles
But from Paris Olympic’s appeal
The bronze may be hers, no ordeal
She hopes for reinstatement with smiles.
There are clashing accounts we’ve obtained
Of how Ryan Wedding was detained
Some say he complied
While others have lied
The truth may never be explained.
There once was a president in power,
Whose remarks caused quite a loud clamor,
Accused of giving the bird,
To the young ones, absurd,
Backlash came in a fierce shower.
There once was a host late at night
Who mocked Fox News with great delight
For asking the first lady
An absurd question shady
It was truly a ridiculous sight
There once was a president who,
Creeped out social media, it’s true,
Appointed Burgum quite sly,
As interior secretary, why?
The reasons remain a hullabaloo.
There once was a “Late Show” host so merry,
Who mocked the first lady, quite contrary,
Over her documentary,
Causing quite a fracas, quite contrary,
But his jokes were not received too kindly.
In a couple of days, I’m going home
My heart aches and starts to roam
The pop star did say
In an impassioned way
About America, where she did comb
There once was an economist renowned
Who said the world’s bonds were unwound
“The US is in the rearview,”
He said with a view,
“We’re moving toward a new profound.”
There once was a president, renown,
Who tweeted ’bout Pretti’s stock down,
At 1:26 a.m.,
He fired off a gem,
In a tweet that caused quite a frown.
There once was an Olympian so great,
Left limping with a knee in a state,
Winter games brought her fame,
But now in pain, what a shame,
Keeping weight off her knee is her fate.