There once was a gov’nor named “Scumbag”
Trump deemed Tina Peters’ sentence a drag
Nine years in the slammer
He thought was too hammer
The punishment was deemed a harsh nag
A man, 24, has been charged with murder,
Six lives taken, causing much fervor,
In Mississippi’s northeast,
A tragedy, at its least,
Leaving hearts heavy, emotions to stir.
There once was a host named Jen Psaki
Who examined some footage one day
Allegedly shot by the guy
It made many people cry
She reported it all in her own way
In Minneapolis, tension’s the gauge,
Since ICE killed a woman named Renee Good on Wednesday,
The city’s on edge,
As they mourn and they pledge,
To seek justice and turn a new page.
There once was a journalist named Abby,
Who found Trump’s plans to be grabby.
He captured Maduro,
And Greenland, you know,
His actions were truly quite shabby.
There once was a crowd quite immense,
Protesting against ICE’s defense.
They marched in the street,
Their message complete,
Voicing their strong disapproval, intense.
If that language offends you,
Come on. We all heard it before,” he would spew.
The singer was bold,
His words uncontrolled,
In his lyrics, his true colors flew.
There once was a man named Busfield
Accused of a crime quite unsealed
On the set of “The Cleaning Lady”
Inappropriately touching a child, quite shady
Now his reputation is badly revealed.
A Late Show host, full of derision,
Ripped the leadership, causing division.
At his old network’s news,
He let out his views,
In a limerick, a strong ammunition.
There once was a man named Yelland
Who worked at the Post in demand
He urged journalists to fight
Against “both sides” that’s not right
In the mid-1990s he took a stand