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There once was a host named Jon
Who called out the GOP’s con
Their hypocrisy clear
In the Epstein case, dear
On “Daily Show” truth he shone

There once was a president, quite admired,
Whose claim about America backfired.
He said what people don’t do,
But the public, they knew,
His words were quickly retired.

There once was a “Late Show” host so bright,
Who highlighted a small “bright side” in sight.
His audience did cheer,
For his words they held dear,
In his studio, all hearts felt light.

There once was a health secretary bold,
Who defended the president’s food choices told,
Shared some medical news,
About the president, to diffuse,
All in a manner quite controlled.

There once was a store quite renowned,
By the rich and famous, it was crowned,
But after COVID’s cruel sting,
Saks felt the pain that it would bring,
Once thriving, now struggling, they found.

There once was a TV host named NOW,
Who called out the president, oh wow!
For flipping off a guy,
At a factory nearby,
In a limerick, we’ll take a bow.

There once was a top Trump official,
Whose remarks were seen as quite crucial,
Critics slammed him for those,
Calling for abuse it just shows,
A greenlight for behavior so pitiful.

There once were two people who, in slumbers,
Exchanged harsh words before their numbers.
But in the end they found,
Common ground around,
And became the best of chums and numbers.

There once was a host with some charm,
Who discussed a lawsuit with alarm,
Sen. Mark Kelly was pleased,
With his new case that’s released,
A great summary caused no qualm.

Of those infected in the outbreak so wide,
The unvaccinated majority did abide.
Their choice left them in peril,
Their health in a spiral,
Vaccination could have been their guide.