A prosecutor named Abrego Garcia
Was charged, but the case seemed quite far ya
If they fail to explain
The charges may wane
And the case will be thrown out, c’est la vie!
There once were 1,500 flights nixed
From Friday ’til Saturday’s prefix
FlightAware did track
The planes that turned back
Leaving passengers feeling quite mixed
There once was a coach named Moore,
Michigan signed him for sure.
A five-year deal,
His talent they feel,
Excited for what’s in store.
A man named Keffe D was in court,
He claimed he was targeted for sport.
With a search in the night,
He put up a fight,
But the lawyers will have to sort.
The Interior Department did decree,
Five projects blocked due to security.
Details were not clear,
But the message was severe,
Causing quite a controversy.
There once was an airline named Blue,
Canceled flights left passengers blue,
Two twenty-five gone,
Leaving travelers forlorn,
JetBlue’s reputation took a hard skew.
Although rain was tapering on Friday,
A flood watch for much of the day,
In Southern Cal, remained in effect,
People hoped they’d be protected,
From the waters that came their way.
There once was a Cuban man, sad to say,
Who perished in a plane crash one day.
In a Kentucky yard,
His life was marred,
By the flames that took him away.
There once was a man named Chris Garten,
Critics said he was quite the smart ‘un,
For his mock Christmas Day crime,
On jolly old St. Nick, it’s a sign,
That he’s landed on the naughty list, that’s certain.
There once was a man named Trump
Who claimed he dropped Epstein, thump
In a holiday rant
On his social media plant
Saying it was all just a hump.