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There once was an artist so great,
Whose work was now used as clickbait,
His family in sorrow,
For what they must borrow,
To push an agenda of hate.

There once was a president named Mitch,
Whose suggestion about windmills did glitch.
His complaints were so familiar,
And his image suggestion peculiar,
It seemed his logic had decided to switch.

There once was a man named Donald Trump
Whose administration began an audit jump
They checked Somali’s descendants
For possible fraud incidences
Revoking citizenship if found to be a chump

There once was a man named Jack White
Who fought against a dig one night
Rep. Burchett was mean
But Jack stayed serene
Proving his class with all his might

There once was a plan to restrict
Said to be for health, a neat trick
But research in the past
Says it’ll be quite a task
And expensive, a fact hard to predict

There once was a man named Clooney
Who thought networks were acting baloney
He scolded them with might
For settling lawsuits in sight
To kiss Trump’s ring, it was phony.

There once was a man from DC,
Who targeted Minnesota with glee,
He attacked Somali folk,
And leaders who spoke,
In this political spree.

A man named Kilmar, so sly,
Got indicted, but oh my!
Justice Department’s head,
Was the one who said,
“Off to court, let’s give this guy a try!”

There once was a daughter named Caroline
Whose child had a fate so benign
Schlossberg, terminal ill
The news gave a chill
But her strength and courage will shine

There once was a data chief, so wise,
Who saw why the VP soared to the skies,
In the prediction market,
A heavy favorite,
Now the reason is clear to our eyes.