There once was a man named Busfield
Accused of a crime quite unsealed
On the set of “The Cleaning Lady”
Inappropriately touching a child, quite shady
Now his reputation is badly revealed.
A Late Show host, full of derision,
Ripped the leadership, causing division.
At his old network’s news,
He let out his views,
In a limerick, a strong ammunition.
There once was a man named Yelland
Who worked at the Post in demand
He urged journalists to fight
Against “both sides” that’s not right
In the mid-1990s he took a stand
Defense lawyer Barry Pollack sat with Maduro in court,
Accusing Bruce Fein of trying to join the case without support.
There once were five states that did claim,
To receive ten billion, their aim.
From programs they got,
That paid quite a lot,
Their budgets, they sought to reclaim.
There once was a legend of rock
Who took on the president’s talk
Cities turned into strife
After ICE took a life
Now they spar in a never-ending clock
There once was a rule from old Biden,
For late fees, a comfort providing,
But Trump axed the plan,
With a swift, sweeping hand,
Now cardholders may find themselves crying.
There once was a man named Feinberg,
Who argued the video’s true purport,
That the ICE agent’s angle,
Of the Minnesota tangle,
Didn’t justify deadly force’s retort.
There once was a wife named Renee Good
Who found peace in her safe neighborhood
But her solace was shattered
Her safety now tattered
Forever lost in her neighborhood
There once was a sheriff named Bilal
Who warned ICE agents, “Don’t fail
If you commit a crime
We’ll arrest you in time
You don’t want this smoke, without bail”