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There once was an official so wise
Who called the recall a mere guise
Said it’s standard, you see
In each administration spree
But the public saw through his lies

There once was a jackpot so grand,
In the States, the fourth-largest in the land,
After 46 draws on the trot,
No winner had yet hit the jackpot,
Until finally, luck played its hand.

There once was a Pontiff from Rome
Who expressed dismay in his tome
Illinois lawmakers did approve
Medically assisted suicide, a move
That left him feeling alone

There once was a woman named Haley,
Who found herself feeling quite flaily,
She redacted her views,
Feeling quite confused,
By Trump’s team, feeling so daily.

There once was a blast in Bristol town
At a rehab center, no one could calm down
A utility crew
Was searching for a leak, it’s true
But what caused the explosion, still unknown.

There once was a woman named Ashlee
Charged with a crime most unsavory
Her daughter, so young
In Utah was hung
Now justice will come, wait and see

The administration’s schemes are ill-fated,
Handouts to those who cheat, inflated,
Driving costs up, so sly,
Hardworking folks ask why,
New York AG James, frustrated.

There once was a man with much ire,
Against people he couldn’t admire,
He let out a shout,
To vent all his doubt,
In hopes that his words would inspire.

There once was a president bold
Who pondered his future role
Should he make his gig full time?
Or return to his old climb?
Deciding his fate he’ll soon unfold

There once was a woman named Lee
Who thought Trump’s ways weren’t meant to be
Promoting himself in that space
Was a total disgrace
To the legacy of past dignity.