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There once was a site for news play
Where headlines were shared in a way
Follow along
For the latest song
Of what’s happening now, come and stay

There once was a Dem from New York,
Who broke down what the Sec really meant in his talk.
He warned of chaos uncorking,
By Trump admin, a shocking,
Said homeland security was in for a shock.

There once was a director from the FBI
Whose Fox News comments caused a big outcry
Backlash and notes were sent
After Alex Pretti’s lament
In Minneapolis, tensions ran high

There once was an actor quite ticked,
Her feelings all riled and slicked,
She went on Instagram,
Shared her angry program,
Her outrage and sickness quite picked.

Even Trump’s lawyer found fault in the event,
He criticized it with intent,
A limerick he’d write,
To shed some light,
On the things he found malcontent.

There once was a chap named Alex Pretti
Whose death stirred up quite a confetti
The Trump admin’s misinformation
Caused a great deal of frustration
Transparency’s now demanded by plenty.

There once was a nurse named Pretti
Agents killed him in broad daylight, quite petty
Blanche’s comment did say
It happened in the day
A tragic and senseless machete

There once was a case quite severe,
Federal agents did fear,
During takeoff it came,
Now they search for the blame,
Investigating the incident unclear.

There once was a president who’d complain,
About football, his favorite refrain,
Protests in Minneapolis,
After shooting, his dis,
But in limericks, we find some gain.

There’s a scholar named Justin Wolfers
Who explains how our kids will feel it
The wealth gap, he said
Will affect them ahead
Inequality’s harm is the deal it.