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There once was a fighter named Sean,
Who said he’d take part in a lawn,
But only if the condition,
Was met for his rendition,
Of a fight on the South Lawn.

There once was a man named Weissmann,
Said the DOJ’s Epstein plan,
Not sharing with the crowd,
A scandal so loud,
Leaving many with questions, they can’t understand.

The Angels’ negligence was a hit,
Said juror Jasson Thach with a wit,
Their errors were clear,
And caused much fear,
In the court, they couldn’t omit.

There once was a site that was hacked,
Livestream’s appearance raised questions, in fact,
Was it cyberattack?
Or just a mishap?
Intriguing, the mystery intact.

There once was a man, Kingsley named,
For beating an inmate, he was blamed,
Twenty-five to life,
In prison, his strife,
His fate by the law was proclaimed.

There once was a Cessna in flight,
With seven aboard, quite a sight.
It crashed on that day,
Took Greg Biffle away,
A tragedy that caused much fright.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who gave acting a bit of a jump.
In a skit with Rudy in drag,
He didn’t just sag,
His comedic timing was a big hump.

There once was a pastor disgraced
Whose actions were cruel and debased
He caused trauma profound
In a way quite renowned
His predatory ways were embraced

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose display was seen as a hump.
Brian Kilmeade did say,
It was too far to display,
Even for this man of the stump.

There once was a star in a play
Whose final show was set for Saturday
Fans will miss her grace
As she leaves the stage
In “Wicked,” she’ll no longer stay