Trump’s First 2 Vetoes Of His Second Term Spark Retribution Concerns — Including From MAGA Rep

A Colorado Rep named Boebert
Said a veto was clearly covert
She hoped it’s not due
To political vendetta, true
In a statement that was quite assert.

Trump Says He’s Dropping Push For National Guard In Chicago, LA And Portland

There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted to send troops to jump,
In cities controlled by the blue,
But the courts said no go, adieu,
Legal challenges left him in a dump.

Epstein Survivor Slams Trump And ‘Those In Power’ Over Slow Rollout Of Files: ‘It’s Just Wild’

There once was a girl named Bensky
Recruited by a sex offender so pesky
As an aspiring ballerina she tried
But he abused her, leaving her horrified
Now she fights for justice so brave and gutsy.

Nicolle Wallace Calls Out Joe Rogan For Shifting Trump Stance: ‘I Hope He Cringes’

There once was a host known as NOW,
Who played clips that caused quite a row,
Rogan’s praise was then heard,
But his criticism incurred,
For actions the president would plow.

Zohran Mamdani To Become NYC’s Next Mayor With A Midnight Oath Underground

There once was a AG named James,
In New York, she played political games,
She was Trump’s foe,
And his ally, also,
Administering oaths with no shames.

Norman Rockwell’s Granddaughter Blasts Trump Administration For Using Artist’s Paintings

There once was an artist so great,
Whose work was now used as clickbait,
His family in sorrow,
For what they must borrow,
To push an agenda of hate.

Trump’s Post About Fallen ‘Eagles’ Embarrassingly Features A Totally Different Bird

There once was a president named Mitch,
Whose suggestion about windmills did glitch.
His complaints were so familiar,
And his image suggestion peculiar,
It seemed his logic had decided to switch.

Trump Admin Audits Cases Of Somali U.S. Citizens For Potential Denaturalization

There once was a man named Donald Trump
Whose administration began an audit jump
They checked Somali’s descendants
For possible fraud incidences
Revoking citizenship if found to be a chump

‘Childish’: Rock Star Unleashes Hell On GOP Lawmaker For Sharing AI Clip Of Him

There once was a man named Jack White
Who fought against a dig one night
Rep. Burchett was mean
But Jack stayed serene
Proving his class with all his might

SNAP Bans On Soda, Candy And Other Foods Take Effect In Five States Jan. 1

There once was a plan to restrict
Said to be for health, a neat trick
But research in the past
Says it’ll be quite a task
And expensive, a fact hard to predict

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