Trump Threatens To Use The Insurrection Act To ‘Put An End’ To Protests In Minneapolis

There once was a man named Trump
Who threatened to make a big jump
Using troops as a threat
Amidst protests and fret
Minneapolis in turmoil, a bump

European Troops Arrive In Greenland Amid Donald Trump’s Takeover Talk

There once was a troop movement grand,
To show Europe united and planned.
They hoped it would send,
A message to Trump’s end,
NATO’s strength in defense firmly stand.

Fox News’ Unhinged Trump Testosterone Talk Trashed As ‘F**king Nonsense’

There once was a doctor named Oz,
Who said the president’s T levels were a bit above cause,
He claimed with some zeal,
That it was quite unreal,
For a man over 70, it gave him pause.

Appeals Court Reverses Decision That Freed Pro-Palestinian Activist Mahmoud Khalil

There once was a grad from Columbia
Facing threat of deportation, oh what a dilemma
With each passing day
Her future seemed grey
Will she find the way out of this dilemma?

Nicolle Wallace Torches Joe Rogan’s Take On ICE Operations As ‘Both Sides BS’

There once was a podcaster who said
He could see Trump’s move with no dread
Sending agents to Minnesota
He saw both sides, on that sofa
But listeners cried out with great dread

‘We Know What It Is!’: James Carville Exposes Trump’s Biggest ‘Sore Spot’

There once was a man who did state
“Keep using those two words that berate”
He urged the Dems with a grin
To throw shade and to spin
Against the president they should create.

Lawrence O’Donnell Flips Trump’s Middle Finger Moment Into A Mocking Callback

There once was a MS NOW anchor,
Who needled the president, quite a prankster,
Over one insecurity,
Causing quite a disparity,
In a limerick, we find the banter.

Chloe Kim Shares Olympics Update Amid Shoulder Injury

There once was a champ from the States,
In Italy, she would dominate fates.
With two Olympic wins,
Her victory begins,
If healthy, she’s sure to be great.

CNN Doctor Says This Moment Shows Donald Trump ‘Needs to Be Evaluated’

It’s “not normal,” said Jonathan Reiner,
Masks must be worn, it couldn’t be finer,
He urged us to stay safe,
In this pandemic chafe,
For our health, we must all be keener.

Trump Has ‘Fallen Off A Cliff’ With This Key Demographic, CNN’s Harry Enten Says

There once was a data chief who said,
This voting bloc’s views have fled,
Away from the president’s command,
They’ve shifted, you understand,
Since he returned, they’ve been led.

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