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There once was a man from Matsumoto,
Whose nomination required a go,
By the Senate’s confirmation,
For his new vocation,
He hoped they would give him the show.

There once were some schools that said, “Wait!”
“We’ll cancel class early, don’t debate!”
In Arizona and more,
Classes were out the door,
To avoid a mass absence, they state.

There once was a host named Jong-Fast
Who feared for the free press that won’t last
“It’s a shot,” she declared
In the news, all prepared
Her words were a warning contrast

There once was a man named John Fetterman
Who condemned Krasner’s statement as quite a sham
On Fox News he did say
ICE agents aren’t Nazis, okay?
His words caused a political jam.

There once was a man named O’Hara,
Whose time on Earth seemed oh so far,
But alas it was done,
He told his dear mum,
“Mama, I thought we had time,” he did spar.

There once was a man named Trudeau
With Keaton and Pascal in tow
They paid their respect
To a comedy perfect
For the icon who put on a show.

There once was a trial that came,
As violence against Native women became a shame,
Authorities responded more in recent years,
To the epidemic of tears and fears,
Seeking justice and putting the culprits to blame.

There once was a man named Lemon,
Charged with conspiracy, it was not common,
Interrupting church service,
Causing quite a nervous,
In trouble with the law, he’s not in good omens.

There once was a judge named Rufe,
Who had a message quite aloof,
“You can’t erase history,
Once you’ve learned it, you see,
It doesn’t work that way, the truth!”

The U.S. attorney general’s quest,
Warned the public not to jest,
A “sacred right” in the fight,
Former CNN host’s plight,
Arrested and put to the test.