The Economist backs Harris, warns Trump.
The Economist took a bold stand,
Endorsing Harris, quite grand.
With Trump on the rise,
They see dire skies,
For peace, law, and the economy’s hand.
The Economist took a bold stand,
Endorsing Harris, quite grand.
With Trump on the rise,
They see dire skies,
For peace, law, and the economy’s hand.
In the news, Hannity gushed,
‘This Trump scene is truly a must!’
But folks found it funny,
As claims turned to honey,
For that moment was far from robust!
In the GOP’s camp there’s a stir,
With Trump’s polls causing quite the blur.
Margaret Hoover did say,
“Internal trends sway,
Their confidence starts to deter.”
In a late-night laugh on a screen,
Seth Meyers shared thoughts quite keen,
He said Trump’s win,
Is not set in,
It’s a race, not yet routine!
In October, with pumpkins a-glow,
Jimmy Fallon put on quite the show.
He poked fun at Joe,
Said, “Shhh, take it slow!”
As gaffes flew, laughter stole the flow!
In a race where the tensions run deep,
Chris Wallace made claims that cut steep.
He pointed with flair,
At Trump’s ego laid bare,
A blunder that’s costing his leap!
At a rally, Alina took flight,
With a walkout that caused quite a fright.
The song choice drew jeers,
For “peak MAGA” cheers,
Leaving many to laugh at the blight!
In Vegas, they wrote with a flare,
About Trump and his mindset laid bare.
“Cognitive woes,
With hate on his toes,
A leprechaun’s laugh fills the air!”
On “The Late Show,” Colbert took aim,
At a rally where Trump felt the flame.
He found with a grin,
What makes Trump feel kin,
Is praise—oh, the wildness of fame!
In the news, some signs gave a wink,
Harry Enten, he dared us to think.
With Trump on the rise,
Three clues in the skies,
He warns us, “Just pause and don’t blink!”