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In late night, dear Jimmy took aim,
At Trump, he brought laughter and fame.
With advice laced in jest,
He put him to test,
While mock congrats played a sly game.

In a segment quite bold, Ronny spoke,
Of a truth that made Democrats choke.
With a campaign bombshell,
He rang their alarm bell,
Exposing what they wished to revoke.

In Manhattan where tensions did flare,
Mayor Adams showed quite bold flair,
He took swings at rivals,
But paused with revivals,
On Trump, he just danced in the air.

A former president’s stance did not waver,
On women’s rights, he claimed to be braver.
Though his aides were quite clear,
With a tone filled with sneer,
He vowed to protect them—without waiver!

In a moment both clumsy and stark,
Trump aimed for a photo, a lark.
He slipped on a truck,
Oh, what bad luck!
He nearly went down with a quark!

In a panel where comments run wild,
Hasan faced words that left him beguiled.
A beeper remark,
Made him feel stark,
And left his stunned expression quite riled!

In California, a suit’s on the rise,
Saying Metro Boomin crossed certain ties.
His lawyer’s all brash,
Claims it’s just a cash stash,
But the lyrics bring forth quite the surprise.

A fellow in Oregon’s haze,
Set ballot boxes ablaze.
A metalworker sly,
With plans that might fly,
Police fear more fiery displays!

In Pennsylvania, there’s a delight,
Naomi Whitehead’s shining so bright,
At a century four,
She’s the oldest, for sure,
A milestone to cherish in sight!

In Philly, DA Krasner’s in fright,
Since suing Musk, he’s lost sleep at night.
With threats now in play,
He’s asked, “Guard me, I pray,
For safety from online’s dark blight.”