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In Puerto Rico, news made a dash,
El Nuevo Día took up the clash.
With a call loud and clear,
“Vote Harris, I cheer!”
For Democrats, they made quite a splash!

A exec named Miller did say,
He helped Trump in a fanciful way.
“My words made him grand,
A true business brand,
But regret fills my heart every day.”

In Hollywood’s glimmer and shine,
Downey Jr. draws a clear line.
With AI, he’s fussed,
In lawsuits, he trusts,
“My firm will outlive this old spine!”

In a realm where the podcasters roam,
Joe Rogan called Austin his home.
He asked Kamala—”Fly here!”
That request drew a sneer,
As social media sparked quite the foam!

A host called out Pirro’s own strife,
With just six blunt words, sparked some life.
She frets Trump’s big win,
While her own takes spin—
Hypocrisy sharp as a knife!

In a chat with old Trump, Joe did share,
That Kamala’s been hard to ensnare.
He hopes for a talk,
Though the schedule’s a shock,
In the wake of that wild interview glare!

In a twist that you might not expect,
Bush’s daughter, so bold and direct,
For Kamala she’s stumping,
While her folks stay quite mum,
In the voting booth, will they intersect?

A host asked Melania, so bold,
“Why campaign now, in summer’s gold?”
She answered with grace,
In this lively place,
And said, “He’s no Hitler,” behold!

There once was a host named Joe Rogan,
Who claimed that some facts had been broken.
But Whoopi took flight,
With proof in plain sight,
And showed him the truth he’d been chokin’.

In the spotlight, Seth raised an eyebrow,
At Trump’s latest claim—oh, what a row!
With wit sharp as a knife,
He questioned the life,
Of stories that twist—oh, how they sow!