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In the headlines, the drama won’t quit,
Five more ladies say Diddy’s the git,
With lawsuits they come,
As the troubles grow dumb,
For the mogul, the heat’s getting lit!

In Kentucky where shadows ran deep,
A sheriff took a perilous leap.
He shot a judge dead,
Now faces dread,
In court where the secrets will creep.

In Florida’s sun with a frown,
A tale of a mother renowned.
Delfina, so bright,
Stashed knives out of sight,
From Victor, who’d turn her life upside down.

In Congress, Nancy Mace made a scene,
With a bill that some labeled quite mean.
Her aide took to task,
“Is this all just a mask,
To get on Fox News, what a scheme!”

In a post that raised quite the debate,
Ginger Gaetz said, “It’s time to celebrate!”
With a tone somewhat snarky,
The response was quite darkly,
As folks mocked her, oh isn’t it great?

There once was a fellow named Rudy,
Whose comments turned rather quite snooty.
On his podcast, he’d blare,
‘Til workers laid bare,
Now a judge thinks it’s time to get moody!

A rioter plotted quite grim,
With drones and car bombs on a whim.
He aimed to cause pain,
With a chilling refrain,
But justice was swift and not dim.

In the news, Gaetz made a retreat,
From AG, he faced a defeat.
With a wink and a jest,
A new title’s the best,
“Secretary of Lowlifery” tweet!

There once was a singer named Ed,
Who helped Ipswich Town, so it’s said,
With a Zoom chat so bright,
He signed players just right,
Then performed with Swift, leaving fans spread!

In Manhattan, a treasure was sought,
A waltz, which old Chopin forgot.
Untitled, unclaimed,
In the library framed,
A find that’s delightfully fraught!