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In a skit that was truly quite bold,
Seth Meyers let loose with a scold.
To erase a bad scene,
He drank scotch like a fiend,
Saying, “Forget that clip—it’s pure gold!”

In a clash over rights quite intense,
Ocasio-Cortez took offense.
She said with disdain,
“Mace’s stance is a bane,
Endangering girls just makes no sense!”

In Trump’s term, records went dark,
Censorship left quite a mark.
With requests on the rise,
They hid truths and lies,
Now transparency’s facing a shark!

In a clash ‘twixt Haley and Trump,
Gabbard’s photo-op caused quite a thump.
Nikki called it disgrace,
Said the role’s not a place,
For a flip-flopper’s grand political jump!

In late night, Colbert took his stance,
On Gaetz and GOP’s dance,
He posed a bold question,
With sharp, clear suggestion,
Is loyalty worth such a chance?

In a Capitol clash full of cheer,
Summer Lee made her point very clear.
GOP’s tale, she critiques,
As they twist and they tweak,
Dismantling DEI, fueled by sheer fear!

In a clip that was quite the surprise,
Kimmel wrinkled his brows and his eyes.
In slow-mo he played,
As the questions he laid,
On Trump Jr.’s curious guise.

On “The Daily Show,” laughs did abound,
As Desi Lydic spun jokes all around.
Trump’s Dr. Oz pick,
Was called quite the trick,
For better names, she’d look far and profound!

In a realm where search engines reign,
Regulators draw lines on the grain.
They seek to divide,
With Chrome on the side,
To curb Google’s powerful chain!

In a tale of a lawmaker’s plight,
Payments flown under cover of night,
With cash sent to dames,
In quite dubious games,
Justice hunts down what’s wrong in the light.