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There once was a king named Holguin,
Who was nonverbal, autistic within.
Two weeks ‘fore his seven,
A great incident was given,
In a limerick, his tale we begin.

There once was a gov from New York
Who filed a suit as a ploy
Against his former aide,
A legal notice he made,
For the allegation she did deploy.

There’s a closure in place, don’t be late,
Airspace near 22 towns, sealed fate.
For a mile radius wide,
No planes can abide,
In Connecticut, it’s a no-fly state.

There once was a manchild mogul
Whose lack of success did boggle
No position elected
His dreams unaffected
His future remains a struggle

There once was a fashionista so chic
Who shared her pest problem unique
In a new interview
With Architectural Digest, too
Her stylish home had a critter critique

There once was a man named Willis
Accused of a love that was endless
Conflict of interest they claimed
In the case he was shamed
For his romantic ties left him friendless

There once was a news anchor so grand,
Whose last day was swiftly at hand.
A Fox News rep did say,
Thursday’s his final display,
As he bid farewell to his band.

There once was a man, age twenty-six,
Who decided to take quite a risk,
He waived extradition,
Without contradiction,
In Pennsylvania, he couldn’t resist.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who threatened the media with a thump.
He’ll sue and he’ll rant,
And advertisers he’ll haunt,
But the truth will never be stumped.

There once was an MSNBC host
Who was left utterly engrossed
When Trump and Musk did their part
Threw Congress into chaos, a start
Days before Christmas, quite a boast