There once was a Democrat who spoke,
Of a president-elect who took a bold stroke.
He suppressed opposition,
And stifled the press in his mission,
But soon he may find himself broke.
There once was a term that caused fear,
Mocking Trump, it went viral, oh dear.
On social media it spread,
Causing quite a stir, it is said,
The Trump-taunting term, loud and clear.
There once was a host named Faulkner,
Who thought of a clever turner,
To sum up the president-elect,
In one simple detect,
Her idea was a viewers’ earner.
There once was a congresswoman bold
Who claimed the GOP’s story was old
She said with a sigh
As she looked to the sky
“Democrats know this tale, it’s been told”
There once was an audience of fame,
Who lapped up the “Tonight Show” game,
With laughter and cheer,
They loved the show dear,
In their hearts, Jimmy Fallon became.
There once was a man who thought balls,
Were baseballs, but they were not at all.
He soon realized the truth,
That they were something uncouth,
And nearly ran out of the halls.
There once were some critics who’d bring
The same thoughts to the table and sing
Their opinions so clear
No doubt they were sincere
Their voices in unison ring
There once was a host on Late Show
Who told a forecaster to know
“Lawyer up,” he advised
After Trump just despised
The Register, Selzer in tow.
There once was a host named “Late Night”,
Who found the congresswoman’s plight.
He said with a frown,
She sounds like a whole rack of tabloids down,
As she talked of the sightings in the night.
There once was a question quite clear,
On how much the Fed would appear,
To cut rates next year,
Causing some fear,
The answer we eagerly peer.