There once was a woman from Arizona,
Proposed a class-action lawsuit was on the agenda.
Inching forward with might,
To stand up and fight,
Her case gaining traction, oh, what a saga!
There once was a street called Wall
Where companies feasted on AI’s call
But from China a threat
Made them start to fret
Now their profits may soon take a fall.
There once was a famed economist
Who warned of a consequence twist
For the American economy
He said it would be quite stormy
His warning was not to be dismissed
There once was a president bold,
Whose actions were quite predictable, I’m told.
He followed the trend,
Till the very end,
And his decisions were often quite old.
There once was a photo so grand,
But the authorship came under demand,
At the Sundance premiere,
The truth did appear,
And caused quite a stir in the land.
There once were some fires in the west,
Their aftermath put to the test,
With flood watches in place,
In Palisades’ embrace,
Altadena and Castaic Lake stressed.
There once was a strategist Democratic
Who came out swinging, not being diplomatic
His tactic was bold
His opponents were told
He fought with a spirit emphatic
There once was a host of Late Show,
Who translated Trump’s offer, you know.
To Canada it went,
With a message that’s bent,
In limericks the news did he show.
There once was a man named Norm Eisen,
Who detailed the president’s mission,
Delivering on a pledge so chilling,
And then some, so thrilling,
His actions caused quite a commotion.
There once was a co-founder of Microsoft,
Who criticized his fellow billionaire with a twist,
He didn’t hold back,
Just went on the attack,
In a bold move he couldn’t resist.