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The former RNC chair got quite bent
Called the nominees a dire threat
For hearings this week
He did loudly speak
But his concerns were quickly forget.

There once was a virus so grand,
From a lab it spread throughout the land,
CIA thinks it’s true,
That’s where it grew,
COVID-19, the world understands.

There once was a boy in the snow,
Who threw balls at cars in a row.
But a car turned around,
And shots were soon found,
Now the boy and his friend must lay low.

There once were four monkeys who fled,
From the research compound they sped,
Officials caught them at last,
Their escape was surpassed,
Now back to the lab they are led.

There once was a vote on a Saturday
Expected mid-day, without delay
The outcome was unclear
Filled with hope and with fear
But the decision would come either way.

There once was a man named Rankin
Who chased four young folks for no reason
He pointed a gun
And thought it great fun
Then stole their car key in season

There once were some dumpers of poop,
Protesting a rights group in a loop,
They argued and fought,
Over certification sought,
A limerick with quite the scoop.

There once was a congresswoman from Colorado
Who mistook a colleague, oh no!
She thought it was McBride
But it wasn’t; she cried
Apologizing for her big faux pas show

There once was a giant named Mart
Who cut back on a crucial part
Diversity, equity,
Conservatives’ enmity,
Leaving many with a heavy heart.

There once was a Lefty so brave,
In the military, her siblings did pave.
A Tuskegee pilot,
Her brother, no quiet,
Their courage we’ll always crave.