There once was a man named Trump
Whose actions caused quite a stumped
Miller claimed he was right
But Trump’s own actions in sight
Showed contradiction, causing a slump.
A conservative group had a boast,
About their campaign they did post,
For truth and transparency,
Through the @FCC, they’d be,
Their efforts won’t be stopped, they can boast.
A meteorologist named Sam Kuffel
Was slammed by a conservative scuffle
For comparing Musk’s salute
To a Nazi brute
But his point caused quite a kerfuffle
There once was a girl from the street,
Whose home had a ghost quite discreet,
Her son said it’s true,
The ghost’s name was Beauty,
And in Harlem they all felt the heat.
There once was a man named Ball,
Charged with crimes most serious of all.
From the Capitol he trespassed,
Judged by Meriweather at last,
In court he must answer the call.
There once was a man from Virginia,
Accused of causing a racist hysteria.
Charged with felony battery,
And three misdemeanors, oh how scary,
Michael Nixon’s actions were quite contrary.
There once was a fire named Hughes,
That quickly spread, making news,
Charring trees and brush,
In a fiery rush,
Leaving devastation and blues.
There once was a man named Hector Medina,
Whose scheme landed him in a prison arena.
He tried to dupe Santos,
But his plan was a bust,
Now he’ll pay for his crime, a year and a half demeana’.
There once were two folks named Nehl
Who impersonated firefighters so well
They were arrested, you see
For unauthorized entry
In an evacuation zone, what the hell!
There once was a leader so vile
Convicted of acts so hostile
In the Jan. 6 attack
He could not turn back
Now he faces a long, painful trial