There once was a young shooter, so bold,
Who tragically ended his own hold,
He killed a girl too,
In the chaos that grew,
At a Nashville school, the story is told.
There once was a senator, so bold
Who claimed the rich had a hold
They controlled what we know
And gave in to Trump’s show
A small number, the senator told
There once was a man, so bold
Who claimed he was innocent, we’re told
“If I was a crack dealer,”
He said with a feeler,
“I might have been pardoned if I was so cold.”
There once was a Maine coon cat named Mittens,
Who flew between New Zealand and Aussielands’ mittens,
Three times in a month,
In the cargo hold, not so blunt,
Poor Mittens, in her cage, just sittens.
There once was a man with a plan
To pardon his followers, a clan
Sicknick’s brother did say
It’s a dark day
As Trump’s power took a strong stand
There once was a host on MSNBC
Who accused a billionaire, you see
Of “not even pretending”
Their feud never-ending
A news story for all to decree
There once was a memo so grand,
Instructing the civil division’s hand,
To identify laws and policies,
That might cause some unease,
For Trump’s immigration plans to expand.
A policy that Harry Enten did scorn,
Simply put, it’s not popular, he warned.
He spoke with great passion,
Against this policy’s fashion,
In the realm of political reform.
There once was a man named Joe Biden
Whose viewership numbers were slidin’
Nielsen reported
That folks were less distorted
Compared to Trump’s first White House hidin’
There once was a president named Trump
Who teamed up with OpenAI in a lump
With Oracle and SoftBank
For AI, they all sank
$500 billion for infrastructure, a hefty sum.