Stephen Colbert Spots Moment RFK Jr. Hearing Flew Off The Rails In The Strangest Way
There once was a host of Late Show
Who used silly words in a row
At a major hearing
Chaos appearing
As the lawmakers didn’t know where to go
There once was a host of Late Show
Who used silly words in a row
At a major hearing
Chaos appearing
As the lawmakers didn’t know where to go
There once was a player named Cobb,
Whose predictions were rather grim and odd,
He foresaw a bleak fate,
For the league he did hate,
But his talent on the field was no facade.
There once was a host from late night
Who mocked the president with delight
With red light and green light
He gave him a fright
In a comedic and humorous fight.
There once was a governor from Minn
Who warned not to take the bait from within
He said Trump’s second term
Is just a big germ
And urged us all not to give in
There once was a host from “The View”
Who found one guest’s words quite askew
Karoline’s remarks
Caused some fiery sparks
And left the host feeling askew.
There once was a Late Night comedian
Who said, “You must not know Trump very well,”
With jokes that were sharp as a bell
His humor was sly
As he made his guests cry
There once was a rapper so bold
Who defended a star, we’re told
The clip was deleted
But still he repeated
His support, a tale to be told
There once were two space station mates,
Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore’s fate,
To the ISS they did fly,
For a week, they’d abide,
But ended up staying there late.
There once was a suspect quite keen
Who surrendered near Capitol’s scene
He divulged his dark plot
With Mike and Scott caught
And landed in jail, quite unseen
There once was a journalist named Acosta
Trump called him a sleazebag, major imposta
For leaving CNN in a hurry
The insults were quite flurry
But Acosta just laughed at the pasta