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There once was a host of Tonight,
Who trolled the online giant with might.
He created a spoof,
To make them look aloof,
But Amazon’s response was polite.

There once was a labor secretary
Who warned of chaos so scary
He said it’s deeper
Than just trying to sow chaos
A grave situation, quite contrary

There once were two astronauts in space,
NASA planned to bring them back to their place.
After months in orbit they’ll touch down,
Safe and sound on the ground,
Their return will be a welcome embrace.

There once was a counselor, they say,
Whose comments caused quite a dismay.
Critics slammed her with force,
For her Fox News discourse,
In the Trump White House, she’d stay.

There once was a girl named Leavitt
Whose condom comments caused a big hit
At the White House press briefing
Her words had folks seething
Now she’s under intense scrutiny, that’s it

There once were two men, full of might,
Who had a second chance in sight.
Michael Kosta inquired,
If they were inspired,
To make the most of their renewed light.

There once was a Late Show host so bold
Who stung the president with stories old
With a blast from his past
He made his point last
Leaving viewers in laughter, we’re told

There once was a host late at night,
Baffled by a president’s fight,
He couldn’t believe,
The chaos he received,
In disbelief, his face turned white.

There once was a senator named Kaine
Who warned employees of a president’s campaign
The buyout might not be so grand
As they first may understand
He cautioned them to think again

There once was a man named Pete,
Who thought Milley’s work was not sweet.
He called for an inquiry,
To see if Milley was dreary,
Now the truth they must meet.