Google Will Bow To Trump, Rename Gulf Of Mexico To ‘Gulf Of America’
There once were some questions that popped,
About naming in Google Maps, nonstop,
To clear up the confusion,
We’ll offer a solution,
In Google’s updates, you can trust to shop.
There once were some questions that popped,
About naming in Google Maps, nonstop,
To clear up the confusion,
We’ll offer a solution,
In Google’s updates, you can trust to shop.
There once was an “Outnumbered” panel,
Who gushed over a proposal so ample.
With joy and with cheer,
They made it quite clear,
Their excitement was simply too ample.
There once was a search giant online,
Social media users did opine,
Their anger and fury,
Made their opinions sound jury,
As Google took a hit in their line.
There once was a late night host
Who noted the first lady’s boast
She seemed especially pleased
To see a nemesis teased
By a jab that she cleverly dosed
There once was a late night show host,
Who found a word that he liked the most,
Among Trump supporters, it’s found,
Patriot is the word that astounds,
In his monologue, he made a great boast.
There once was a president bold
Whose comments to reps were quite cold
Critics condemned his speech
Said it was out of reach
Now his words are retold and retold
There once were some folks, it is true,
Who signaled a move they would do.
In private talks they’d converse,
With their friends, they’d disperse,
The news of their plan, through and through.
There once was a man named Huttle,
Pardoned for his Capitol riot muddle,
But just days later he got shot,
His fate was a tragic plot,
Now his story is just a sad puddle.
There once was a host from a show,
Who put Democrats on blast, oh!
They kept using one word,
His criticism was heard,
On “Daily Show” he let it all go.
There once was an AG acting tough,
Said the agency can’t be trusted enough,
To carry out Trump’s agenda,
He gave them quite the sender,
His words were indeed rather rough.