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There once was a scandal quite hairy
With Trump and Romania’s Tale of the ferry
Alleged sex traffickers flew
Under pressure, bid adieu
Leaving many feeling quite wary

There once was a whistleblower so brave
Who exposed a vendetta to pave
“I’ll gut this place,” was the plan
Which left the whistleblower a fan
Of justice, to the truth, he did wave

There once was a school district quite bold,
With claims of racist bullying told.
Interviews were conducted,
And accusations erupted,
The situation they sought to uphold.

There once was a mother, so clever,
Who sought help from the city, however.
In November she tried,
But was only denied,
Now she’s determined to try forever.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose actions caused quite a slump.
With Elon Musk in tow,
Workers had to go,
A decision that left many in a dump.

There once was a host with some feats
About the president’s shady treats
With a convicted sex fiend
Their relationship was seen
Late night reveals all deceit

There once was a Rep from the state,
Who called out Trump’s rhetoric, irate,
Pressured Romania to release,
The Tates, his objections did not cease,
In foreign affairs, he did debate.

There once was a man named O’Donnell
Who called a move the “humiliation touch”
He showed how it’s been deployed
In the past week, twice enjoyed
A tactic that may be too much

There once was a monarch so bold,
Who sent a message, or so we’ve been told,
The president did not like,
Causing quite the big spike,
Backlash followed, the story was sold.

There once was a president who said,
Words from the past left him filled with dread,
Would they come back to bite?
Yes, they did, quite a sight,
Now he wishes he’d thought with more stead.