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There once was a man named Stiglitz
Whose warning was dire and brisk
He said with great dread
Of what may lie ahead
For Americans in an economic risk

There once was a Gov from Kentucky,
Said hundreds were stranded and unlucky,
By flooding they were trapped,
So rescuers aptly mapped,
To save them, they worked quite plucky.

There is no question about that,
Bass said in her NBCLA chat,
Her preplanned trip was no lie,
But some found it hard to buy,
In the end, she stood pat.

There once was a show that displayed,
Tribute to New York with stars arrayed,
Half a century’s view,
With celebrities, too,
A journey through history conveyed.

There once was a stunt with great ferocity,
Critics tore into it as hypocrisy.
They called it a sham,
A publicity scam,
But the stunt’s success was no atrocity.

There once was a Trump fan so smug,
His post made all the irony meters lug,
They popped with disdain,
At his post that was plain,
Now he’s lost in a digital fug.

There once was a lawmaker from Texas
Who praised Trump supporters with excess
He said, “You were so right,
1000 percent in sight!”
His words were met with both scorn and respect.

There once was a fly that could fly,
During meetings it liked to be sly,
It landed on heads,
In a room full of feds,
During a meeting so high in the sky.

There once were reporters so fair,
Who followed the president with care,
In a press pool they stayed,
For decades they’ve played,
Capturing moments rare in the air.

There once was a man named Trump
Whose policies faced quite a thump
Court challenges arose
Since his reign did disclose
On Inauguration Day, they did jump