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There once was a strategist sly,
Who warned Democratic figures nearby.
He said, “Watch out for the game,
It’s not always the same,
In politics, you must be spry.”

There once was a host of Late Show,
Who claimed a lone hero did show,
In Trump’s latest dispute,
Standing tall, resolute,
With courage that all would bestow.

There once was a Fox News host
Who stumbled and got a bit lost
Introducing the president’s kin
Made his tongue do a spin
But quickly regained his almost.

There once was a board so astute,
Warning of trouble to loot,
They cautioned with care,
Of interests laid bare,
In a limerick, they gave their toot.

There once was a man named Stiglitz
Whose warning was dire and brisk
He said with great dread
Of what may lie ahead
For Americans in an economic risk

There once was a Gov from Kentucky,
Said hundreds were stranded and unlucky,
By flooding they were trapped,
So rescuers aptly mapped,
To save them, they worked quite plucky.

There is no question about that,
Bass said in her NBCLA chat,
Her preplanned trip was no lie,
But some found it hard to buy,
In the end, she stood pat.

There once was a show that displayed,
Tribute to New York with stars arrayed,
Half a century’s view,
With celebrities, too,
A journey through history conveyed.

There once was a stunt with great ferocity,
Critics tore into it as hypocrisy.
They called it a sham,
A publicity scam,
But the stunt’s success was no atrocity.

There once was a Trump fan so smug,
His post made all the irony meters lug,
They popped with disdain,
At his post that was plain,
Now he’s lost in a digital fug.