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There once was a man from New York,
Guilty of crimes, he did not walk the talk,
Wire fraud and theft,
The court was bereft,
As justice came swift with a fork.

There once was a quarterback from Philly,
With thoughts in his head, often silly.
He didn’t speak much,
His words just a touch,
But his play on the field was quite frilly.

There once was a Fox News host that bristled
At an actor whose role had him whistled
Starring as Murrow so fine
In “Good Night, and Good Luck” line
Their feud in the news quickly sizzled

There once was a man who was sly,
Pleaded not guilty, oh my!
For the death of CEO,
It was quite a blow,
Now justice will give it a try.

There once was a lady named Bernal
Who claimed she didn’t know shots had alcohol
But the ad for the drink
Had “Smirnoff,” we think
So her story didn’t hold at all

There once was a Pride fest so grand,
In Washington, D.C., it was planned.
But the events were all nixed,
Rights for LGBTQ+ fixed,
Organizers took a firm stand.

There once was a judge quite astute,
In Lindell’s case he found a dispute,
With nearly 30 flaws,
And citing false laws,
His court filings were not so cute.

There once was a girl named Giuffre,
Who bravely spoke out one day,
Against a rich financier,
Her story was clear,
And justice soon came her way.

There once was a child who was two,
Deported by those in the crew.
A judge called it wrong,
Said it didn’t belong,
In a nation where justice is due.

There once was a late night host
Who said the president did boast
Of spending his day
In a most strange way
Which left many feeling engrossed.