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There once was a Justice Department
Cracking down on leaks they were hell-bent
Rescinded a policy
To stop leakage at sea
Now media must be more circumspect

There once was a secretary of defense
Who needed to prove his competence
“Real Time” host had a plan
To show he’s a grown-up man
A challenge he must now commence

There once was a virus so cruel,
In the U.S., cases mostly fueled,
By those unvaccinated,
Or status updated,
The unjabbed were the ones to be ruled.

There once was a lawyer named Martin
Who accused Wikimedia of collusion
He claimed the site’s information
Was skewed by foreign manipulation
But their integrity remained certain.

There once was a mom from Havana,
ICE came and sent her to Atlanta,
Her baby girl cried,
As they were denied,
A future together, no mana.

There once was a Jedi so grand,
Introduced in “Empire Strikes Back” firsthand,
An iconic figure so cool,
In film history, a major drool,
Star Wars’ character forever in demand.

There once was a man named King,
Charged with arson, a terrible thing,
The fire still burning,
In the state, concerning,
The charges they did bring.

There once was a host from MSNBC,
Who said the president’s in deep,
His own voters in trouble,
After economic turmoil double,
Their support now begins to flee.

There once was a judge named Dugan,
Helping a man on the run,
From ICE she did aid,
But now she’s dismayed,
In jail she’ll now see the sun.

There once was a man from New York,
Guilty of crimes, he did not walk the talk,
Wire fraud and theft,
The court was bereft,
As justice came swift with a fork.