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There once was an agency in town
That posted a message around
“Reach out if you’re harmed by an alien”
Responses came in, quite entertailin’
With memes of extraterrestrial renown

There once were some bees in a truck
Who made a grand escape with some luck
They flew through the air
Without any care
A buzzing and honey-filled cluck

There once was a man from Guatemala
Protected from being sent away
He found a safe place to stay
In a land far from his dismay
Where he could live freely every day.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose policies caused a big slump.
Karl Rove did proclaim,
Voters would place the blame,
On the GOP with a thump.

There once was a prez of great weight,
Defending him seemed a sad fate,
Podcaster Jennifer Welch
Thought it all quite a belch,
As she sat on the panel in debate.

There once was a Tesla mogul so grand,
Who couldn’t find the fraud in his hand.
His thank-you to Trump,
Was met with much chump,
And internet snark filled the land.

There once was a man who couldn’t see,
Declared unfit for trial, was he,
Stalking Aniston was his crime,
Through her gate he did climb,
Now he’ll rest in a mental asylum, you see.

There once was a CEO named Anthropic
Who suggested solutions quite tropic
To stop AI from its spree
Of eliminating jobs with glee
Half of white-collar jobs, quite myopic

A young man had a dangerous dream,
Of bombs and a serial killer scheme.
With love letters and flair,
He’d become a nightmare,
Now faces charges, it seems.

There once was a man named Craig Miceli
Who shot at an SUV quite freely
He claimed he was upset
His daughter was the target, you bet
Now he’s facing charges, sadly