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There once was a woman named Sonya
Who in court found her day of doomsday
For attempted homicide
And assault on the side
Now in prison she’ll sadly stay.

There once was an exchange named Binance
Whose praise for Trump’s team was immense
They thanked the administration
For their kind information
In a statement that was quite intense

There once was a man named Nathan Fielder
Whose show “The Rehearsal” caused a stir
He didn’t like the critique
Of pilot communication leak
But the controversy only made his show richer.

There once was a man named Kerik
Police commissioner, quite quick
Pleaded guilty to fraud
Pardoned, now gone, oh lord
In memory, we pay our tribute and pick

There once was a president bold
Who turned down an offer of gold
Fifteen million was the plea
But he wanted more money, you see
And an apology to behold

There once was a teen from Texas, you see,
Who won the spelling bee with glee.
Fifteen letters he got right,
No questions, just pure delight,
Impressive and smart as can be.

There once was a host named Liz Claman
Who wouldn’t take Navarro’s sham,
She stood up for the court’s ruling,
On trade policy she was schooling,
Navarro’s dismissal was a scam.

There once were activists far-right,
In Europe, their message took flight,
White nationalists they’d be,
Wanting immigrants to flee,
Regardless of citizenship, a fight.

There once was a man named Garber,
Got a standing ovation, much larger.
The White House, they say,
Was upset by the way,
But Alan’s success was a charger.

The president’s latest filing’s a show,
Two words have his critics all howl;
Their outrage, it grows,
But the president knows,
He’ll stand firm and maintain his own scroll.