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There once were some bees in a truck
Who made a grand escape with some luck
They flew through the air
Without any care
A buzzing and honey-filled cluck

There once was a man from Guatemala
Protected from being sent away
He found a safe place to stay
In a land far from his dismay
Where he could live freely every day.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose policies caused a big slump.
Karl Rove did proclaim,
Voters would place the blame,
On the GOP with a thump.

There once was a prez of great weight,
Defending him seemed a sad fate,
Podcaster Jennifer Welch
Thought it all quite a belch,
As she sat on the panel in debate.

There once was a Tesla mogul so grand,
Who couldn’t find the fraud in his hand.
His thank-you to Trump,
Was met with much chump,
And internet snark filled the land.

There once was a man who couldn’t see,
Declared unfit for trial, was he,
Stalking Aniston was his crime,
Through her gate he did climb,
Now he’ll rest in a mental asylum, you see.

There once was a CEO named Anthropic
Who suggested solutions quite tropic
To stop AI from its spree
Of eliminating jobs with glee
Half of white-collar jobs, quite myopic

A young man had a dangerous dream,
Of bombs and a serial killer scheme.
With love letters and flair,
He’d become a nightmare,
Now faces charges, it seems.

There once was a man named Craig Miceli
Who shot at an SUV quite freely
He claimed he was upset
His daughter was the target, you bet
Now he’s facing charges, sadly

There once was a woman named Sonya
Who in court found her day of doomsday
For attempted homicide
And assault on the side
Now in prison she’ll sadly stay.