There once was a podcast host named Shane,
Who took on comics who caused quite a pain,
“Anti-woke” they were called,
For supporting the president bald,
But Shane’s wit made them look quite mundane.
There once was a judge so fair,
Who ruled with a stern but just air,
Foreign students could roam,
To Harvard, their new home,
Their studies, they need not despair.
There once were some states in a bind,
Issuing heat advisories to find,
The scorching, hazardous heat,
Had folks beat, so they’d retreat,
From the sweltering sun behind.
There once was a late night host
Who made a pitch that did boast
Of the community’s might
In the midst of a fight
Against Trump’s immigration policies so gross
There once was a plan that was bold,
To detain immigrants, or so we’re told,
In the Everglades remote,
DHS will help them to gloat,
Funding the project, so we’re sold.
There once was a deadline from Trump,
To reconcile two messages was a bump.
Ceasefire time had passed,
Leaving many aghast,
In confusion the situation did slump.
There once was a star named Snow White,
Who faced online critics with might.
Six simple words,
Helped her soar like the birds,
Bringing her peace in the night.
There once was an actor so grand
Whose monologue helped him to stand
In defense of immigrants he spoke
And the crowd gave a standing ovation stroke
For his powerful words so grand
There once was a rescue so grand,
Causing damage, oh what a demand,
Ten thousand was the cost,
Parks officials were lost,
Praying it won’t happen, unplanned.
There once was a critic who’d stick
To the notion that cruelty, quick
Was always the point
In each movie joint
A viewpoint that made others sick