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There once was a Fox News sensation
Whose remark caused much consternation
Called “delusional” and wild
It left many beguiled
In the world of misinformation

Ten folks were sailing with glee,
On a Chris-Craft ship in the sea,
But it flipped near Bliss Park,
Leaving them in the dark,
A wild boat ride they did not foresee.

A far-right Rep. named Greene,
Said, “Inject this straight in my veins,”
Her views often extreme,
In the GOP scheme,
She stands out, causing disdain.

There once was a president mad,
Who ripped both countries, oh so bad,
For violating ceasefire,
Just hours after it did transpire,
Anger flowing, his feelings were sad.

There once was a PAC quite small
That helped a progressive stand tall
In the year’s most-watched race
Closing the gap with grace
Their efforts made a big overall

There once was a man in DC,
Who called AOC quite “stupid”, you see.
He said with a grin,
“She can’t stand to win,
Our country successful must be.”

There once was a heat dome so great,
It had the whole country in a state.
With humidity high,
And the East in a fry,
We all wished for a cooler fate.

There once was a man named Sean ‘Diddy’
Accused of a crime rather gritty
Prosecutors found proof
Of a sex trafficking sleuth
Now he faces charges quite witty

There once was a President bold,
Whose anger he barely controlled,
A silly girl claimed,
As she gently explained,
Her point of view he must uphold.

There once was a singer so fine,
With hits like “Little Woman” in line,
Then he switched his career,
Became an EMT without fear,
From music to saving lives in no time.