‘Your Whole Damn Thing!’: Stephen Colbert Torches Trump Over Biggest Flip-Flop Yet
There once was a host quite bold,
Who called out the president so cold,
For abandoning vows,
He made with a rouse,
On a key promise, he was told.
There once was a host quite bold,
Who called out the president so cold,
For abandoning vows,
He made with a rouse,
On a key promise, he was told.
There once was a lawmaker from the right,
Who melted down at a question in sight.
The journalist dared,
And the lawmaker flared,
In a meltdown that turned into a fight.
There once was a brave initiative
To share stories that were quite sensitive
Of people harmed by Trump
Their voices they pump
In hopes of a change, they’re inventive.
There once was a press secretary,
Whose skills were quite elementary.
On social media’s stage,
She faced quite the rage,
And learned the hard way, rather wearily.
There once was a Fox News sensation
Whose remark caused much consternation
Called “delusional” and wild
It left many beguiled
In the world of misinformation
Ten folks were sailing with glee,
On a Chris-Craft ship in the sea,
But it flipped near Bliss Park,
Leaving them in the dark,
A wild boat ride they did not foresee.
A far-right Rep. named Greene,
Said, “Inject this straight in my veins,”
Her views often extreme,
In the GOP scheme,
She stands out, causing disdain.
There once was a president, it’s told,
Whose decisions were greatly controlled,
By coverage pro-war,
Which he couldn’t ignore,
As the New York Times did unfold.
There once was a president mad,
Who ripped both countries, oh so bad,
For violating ceasefire,
Just hours after it did transpire,
Anger flowing, his feelings were sad.
There once was a PAC quite small
That helped a progressive stand tall
In the year’s most-watched race
Closing the gap with grace
Their efforts made a big overall