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There once was a man named Emil Bove,
Deputy AG, full of love?
He told his staff with a grin,
When judges don’t give in,
Just say “fuck you” from above.

There once were some men in disguise,
Who attacked a poor man, unwise.
Caught on tape, the scene was so grim,
As they beat him on a whim,
Justice must now arise.

There once was a lad named Emerson,
Jailed and deported, what a lesson!
Back to his birthplace,
After high school grace,
A childhood memory now beckons.

There once was a Lt. Gov named Dan,
Whose day didn’t go as he planned,
After the governor’s veto,
Things turned sour, oh no,
In Texas, a bad day now ran.

There once was a man on a mission
Whose stance caused quite the division
JD Vance took a different position
He posted with great precision
And sparked a heated discussion

There once was a president esteemed,
Who misspelled his own name, it seemed.
In a post on social media,
He quickly had amnesia,
And corrected the mistake, so it gleamed.

There once was a man named Trump
Who caused quite a stir with a bump
He rejected the report
And made demands of a sort
Then uncertainty rose with a jump.

There once was a president bold
Who campaigned ‘gainst Massie, we’re told
For opposing him on Iran
And the “big, beautiful” plan
His anger could not be controlled

There once was a Fox News sensation,
Critics noted spin in each situation,
They pointed out flaws,
In the personality’s laws,
Unveiling problems, their exclamation.

There once was a lawyer named George,
Whose critiques of Trump did disgorge,
He tweeted with glee,
His disdain for the GOP,
In limericks, his thoughts did forge.