There once was a host who could smother,
Exposed a “toxic” move like no other,
Said everyone voting,
For it, should be doting,
Accountability falls on each brother.
There once was an anchor so bold,
Responded to rage post, we’re told.
With just six words in reply,
Made the president cry,
This anchor’s audacity like gold.
There’s been a decline in national pride,
Gallup’s data shows quite a slide,
Since January 2001,
The erosion’s begun,
In America, it’s hard to hide.
There once was a man named Diddy,
His court case was getting quite iffy,
The jury debated,
As they all awaited,
To see if his fate would be gritty.
There once was a ship from the Bahamas,
When a man overboard caused a pause.
Emergency code sounded loud,
In the water, a man was found,
Rescued safely, thanks to the laws.
There once was a Trump robot so grand,
Reciting the oath of the land,
A user found it quite odd,
For the man it did laud,
But in real life, he wouldn’t take a stand.
There once was a bill Musk deplored
Claimed it would cause a job horde
Strategic harm was foreseen
In America, it would be mean
The Senate vote left him floored.
There once was a Socialist bold
Who said billionaires shouldn’t hold
So much wealth, he claimed,
In a country inflamed,
By inequality, harsh and cold.
There once was a woman named Jenny
Whose home invaders caused quite a penny
They blew up the door
And the window, for sure
Now she’s left with her kids feeling plenty
There once was a woman named Hortman
Shot by a man with a master plan
Posing as a cop
In a tragic swap
Minnesota mourns her, that’s the scan