‘Kimmel’ Guest Host Diego Luna Turns Fox News Mockery Into ‘Delicious’ Moment

There once was an actor from Mexico,
Defending workers with fervent gusto,
Laura Ingraham got riled,
As her anger compiled,
In a clash of opinions, they’d throw.

Ron Desantis-Backed ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Threatens Florida Everglades: Lawsuit

Environmental groups filed a suit,
Said the detention center was brute,
Not just cruel, but a threat,
To the ecosystem, they fret,
Billions spent to protect, it’s astute.

Muslim American Congressmembers Call Out ‘Vile’ And ‘Racist’ Attacks On Zohran Mamdani

A group condemned the hate and the smears,
Islamophobic and racist, it appears,
In politics, they are seen,
Normalized and obscene,
Attacks they know all too well, it’s clear.

Justice Department Abruptly Fires 3 Prosecutors Who Worked On Jan. 6 Cases: AP

There once was a letter quite grand
From Pam Bondi, her signature so grand
The prosecutor did see
Signed by AG
In the case, it took a strong stand

Slain Minnesota Lawmaker’s Beloved Dog Lies In State Alongside Her And Husband

There once was a Rep from Minnesota,
Whose love for dogs did surely show,
With her husband they’d foster,
Service dogs in a roster,
Their kindness continued to grow.

‘SNL’ Star Says This ‘Crazy’ Mixup With Show Icon Made Her Sob ‘Hysterically’

There once was a girl named Sarah,
Who received a giant envelope, by far.
She felt like a spirit spoke,
It gave her quite a poke,
Now she feels like a shining star.

Fox News Pundit Goes Nuclear After Netherlands Queen Seems To Mock ‘Daddy Trump’

There once was a man named Raymond
Whose quip caused quite a big uproar
Queen Máxima’s video clip
Mocking Trump with a quip
Caused quite a stir, that’s for sure!

Marjorie Taylor Greene And Tucker Carlson Offer Surprising Praise For Rising Dem Star

There once was a congresswoman bold
Who the Democrat’s youth vote extolled
She called it a failure
Of the Republicans’ nature
In their popularity, they were untold.

Two Major NYC Unions Drop Andrew Cuomo To Endorse Zohran Mamdani

There once were two unions so grand,
In New York City they’d stand,
Representing with pride,
Over 120,000 inside,
Hotel and building workers hand in hand.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Grilled Point-Blank Over Her ‘Very Racist’ Statue Of Liberty Post

There once was a far-right lawmaker,
Asked plainly, “What did you mean by that?”
His words caused a collective jaw drop,
But he just couldn’t stop,
Explaining his views in a verbal tug-of-war.

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