‘Kimmel’ Guest Host Diego Luna Turns Fox News Mockery Into ‘Delicious’ Moment
There once was an actor from Mexico,
Defending workers with fervent gusto,
Laura Ingraham got riled,
As her anger compiled,
In a clash of opinions, they’d throw.
There once was an actor from Mexico,
Defending workers with fervent gusto,
Laura Ingraham got riled,
As her anger compiled,
In a clash of opinions, they’d throw.
Environmental groups filed a suit,
Said the detention center was brute,
Not just cruel, but a threat,
To the ecosystem, they fret,
Billions spent to protect, it’s astute.
A group condemned the hate and the smears,
Islamophobic and racist, it appears,
In politics, they are seen,
Normalized and obscene,
Attacks they know all too well, it’s clear.
There once was a letter quite grand
From Pam Bondi, her signature so grand
The prosecutor did see
Signed by AG
In the case, it took a strong stand
There once was a Rep from Minnesota,
Whose love for dogs did surely show,
With her husband they’d foster,
Service dogs in a roster,
Their kindness continued to grow.
There once was a girl named Sarah,
Who received a giant envelope, by far.
She felt like a spirit spoke,
It gave her quite a poke,
Now she feels like a shining star.
There once was a man named Raymond
Whose quip caused quite a big uproar
Queen Máxima’s video clip
Mocking Trump with a quip
Caused quite a stir, that’s for sure!
There once was a congresswoman bold
Who the Democrat’s youth vote extolled
She called it a failure
Of the Republicans’ nature
In their popularity, they were untold.
There once were two unions so grand,
In New York City they’d stand,
Representing with pride,
Over 120,000 inside,
Hotel and building workers hand in hand.
There once was a far-right lawmaker,
Asked plainly, “What did you mean by that?”
His words caused a collective jaw drop,
But he just couldn’t stop,
Explaining his views in a verbal tug-of-war.