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There once was a speaker of House,
Who clashed with a CNN mouse,
Trump’s comments did sting,
So she chose to fling,
Retorts to defend her spouse.

There once was a tax from Trump’s sleight,
Set to go into effect Friday night,
It caused quite a scare,
With people aware,
Of the impact it had, day and night.

A man from Arkansas, age twenty-eight,
Killed a couple to seal their cruel fate,
In front of their kids,
At Devil’s Den bids,
Arrested for a crime of pure hate.

There once was a cast member of SNL
Who needed a tattoo to conceal
The secret behind
He needed a sign
So he got something huge for the unveil

There once was a president in a tent,
Whose eyelids felt heavy and bent,
During a White House event,
He tried hard to prevent,
But a nap was eventually spent.

There once was a president, in a daze,
Whose items he’d burn in a blaze.
The “Daily Show” guy
Had a tip that was sly,
Put your name on them, he’d amaze.

There once was a correspondent bold,
Who advised the president, we’re told,
To put his name on the gear,
Funded by taxpayers dear,
Instead of into flames they should be strolled.

There once was a late show host
Who mocked a tweet that he loathed
It came from the son of the president
A weird social media vent
But the host’s jokes were on the most

There once was a singer named Jess
Who scolded the admin, no less
For using a TikTok meme
To push their own scheme
She made her feelings a real mess

There once was a Rep. named Comer
Accused of a deed quite improper
But the accusation was tossed
And his name was not lost
For the truth came out as the proper.