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A president pounded with glee
His Truth Social button with glee
The re-share he pushed
Until it was mushed
Oh, the power of social decree

There once was a man named Trump,
Who seemed always ready to jump,
But one day he was shattered,
And the comedian chattered,
“Never seen him so down in the dump.”

There once was a Fox News VIP,
Who found something truly disgusting, you see.
He called it lowbrow,
Shameful in every regard, he did vow,
Expressing his disgust for all to see.

There once was a man who said with grace,
“It’s not genocide, that’s not the case.”
He asked the reporters,
About news and supporters,
Her views on that, right now, embrace.

There once was a nest of great size,
With radiation that reached the skies,
No wasps could be seen,
It was quite a strange scene,
But the levels were no surprise.

There once was a singer so willing
Whose words sent the internet reeling
At The Bigg Chill she scoffed
Found their treats so aloof
Her comments were loud and appealing

There once was a president bold
Whose views on exercise were quite cold
He raised eyebrows with his talk
Saying workouts were just a mock
His views on fitness were quite old

There once was a man named Hawley
Whose support for a bill made him jolly
Criticism he drew
From the GOP crew
But his lone Republican stance was his folly.

There once was a late entertainer
With health conditions that were a real stainer
A Florida office did share
That his health wasn’t quite fair
But his spirit remained a true retainer

There once was a man from Kerr County,
Texas Lt. Gov. was quite ornery,
He said with a scoff,
“You were nowhere, Rob,
While we all worked our asses off, golly!”